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Come on, this way, it's faster. No, just come this... Schmidt! Schmidt!
- That's cool. - You're the guy with the terrible suggestions.
_
there's not a big-ass elephant in the room.
I don't even want to kiss you!
Give the fucking guy some water! He's black! He's been through a lot!
My name is Jeffinho
Twenty's the record!
...67...
Nice.
- What's up, bro? - We're 322.
2140
I'm cutting glass.
Spring break, motherfuckers!
Hey Ribe, go into incredibly descriptive of the story so we all know.
when the one girl was talking about her nips and shit.
When The One Girl Was Talking About Her Nips And Shit
She's horrible.
They're gone!
And I'll text you, three to five minutes or something?
it was bizarre not to share the fact
Best to keep it a secret.
Which is what I thought we learned in high school.
Someone's bringing a shit-ton of that stuff down to Puerto, Mexico, for spring break.
So you probably have a bunch of stuff that you have to do today.
Party like it’s goddamn 1999
- Now, Maya! - What?
- All night, bro. Come on. All night. - Yeah, I know.
You keep trying!
That's probably what you should do, because that stuff's funny.
My legs are tired.
We're like the Dynamic Duo, bro. We're like Batman and Robin.
It's a laser pointer.
- Same puka, dude. - You got the same... Puka bros.
Give it up, asshole! And nice parking job!
- I don't even like you! - Neither do I, so stop kissing me!
You two salesman are going to Lasso
It'd be really fun, I think.
- Boys. - Yo, Jenko.
Look, I can't, all right?
But he gave her a ton of pills and shit.
This class is such a gut.
Professor gets into a lively conversation with the student.
Get off me unless you're gonna fuck me!
I could have picked Cooper Kupp
- Fuck you, Schmidt. - Stop clicking around.
We're gonna build a nationwide network.
- Why'd you try to kiss me? - I didn't fucking try and kiss you!
Like a meat-qute.
so it's just like last time? Exactly like last time
You're under arrest, sir.
Cool tingling.
Come on, let's go, let's go. Come on.
I NEED ABSOLUTE SILENCE While I review the budget tracker
without actually having to do it.
Lam-bros! Yes!
We want it to be actual food so that it, like, makes sense with the game.
I'm gonna tell you something, all right?
Hey. How you doing?
'Cause I don't even know if I like you when I'm sober.
- You feel anything? - No. Do you feel anything?
- That's hip-hop, man. - Awesome.
That's a thing that people do. That's stand-up comedy.
It's gonna be at every college in the country.
Thanks, dude. I can't believe it's the same...
I look so fucking badass!
When you have a plain face
17769 FU
- But I want... - Who gives a shit about the Lambo? Just go!
Don't sweat it, brother. I'm liberated. Totally.
Yeah! Yeah!
What if Cynthia wasn't the buyer?
How hard can it be? Shoot them!
- That's dope, dude. - That's so sick.
I'm so focused, too.
I don't... Jesus. That makes no sense to me.
You got 99 problems, but being young isn't one.
Look, I have an in with Zook.
Carrots. Pumpernickels. Glow sticks. Twins!
Hey, that girl's in my psych class.
F1 owes a new team, and it'd better be Lamborghini, bitch!
Haha he told u so Ggg
Don't Teen Wolf on the truck! Don't leave me here alone!
You're being weird.
Maya, hurry up!
I used to have the other Destiny's Children, but now I'm just
Fuck, I just came so hard!
- Now who's the damsel in distress? - Fuck!
- It seems like. - Yeah.
We made a batch for the whole dorm, man.
Set, hut!
- All right. Okay. - That's the last of 'em.
- How you doing? - Hi. Good.
You Okay?
I just want to say that
Yeah. They call me OI' Plain Face.
give the guy a break the shampoo business is hard
Rooster,
This is a shoot-out.
You really think I could make it at UMC?
I mean, we care so much more because she's black.
Haythe drops back.
Get wet, baby!
- I tried to take a bullet for you, man. - But you didn't.
I knew we were gonna be connected, just like that.
- What's going on? - What's going on?
She doesn't get that it's always worse the second time around.
This time, foreign exchange students.
Yeah.
That's true.
Did you just get shot, like, right after I fucking said that?
Come on, you can do it. Come on, come on, come on!
Fuck!
Drop the fucking gun! Seriously!
- You're really good at this. - Yeah.
- Dude. - Bro.