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"Jesus cried
- Okay, thank you. - You're welcome.
This fucking... Waiter!
Yeah, no.
- No. - I mean, you're cool with just hooking up?
Yo, sleepy! What’s up HOMIE?
Dude, I got to go. I got to go.
- Why? - I don't know.
All right, later.
- Go! Go, go. - Go!
UNC: How's your classes going, Doug?
Really?
Man, it must be hard being so different.
I'm Eric's bitch.
Did you really just say that?
I'm 19, so...
- I'm Zook. Nice to meet you. - Zook.
I can't believe the punks I have to deal with these days.
Listen, Schmidt, I gotta tell you something.
We're at work right now, okay?
Fuck.
- You're good at this, huh? - Yeah.
Nah.
They weren't "kiss me" eyes.
- I got a bad feeling about this guy, dude. - Why? Why?
What the fuck? We've been looking for this tattoo for days!
Schmidt, will you hurry up!
Nikola: dsfsdfdsfsddfds
- What? - I know exactly what I'm doing here.
Surprise. There's two more arms.
- We need results! - No, no, no.
I'm really, really glad you're back, Schmidt.
Kids don't check out books anymore, right?
All right.
- I got you! - Shit! Schmidt!
walk in and ask your captain to see the evidence room
Eric, am I forcing you into anything?
All right.
Yo, what is that? The tattoo, what's that right there?
No, I know, and it's like, that doesn't even hurt, like, at all.
I didn't mean that. You know that, right?
That's Vietnamese Jesus. See, this a Vietnamese church.
Don't leave me out here!
- I'm so jammed! - Fuck you!
New assignment...
Shit!
Partners for life.
And we got some new dumb-ass interns.
I'm gonna give you an out by punching you in the face.
Work hard, play hard, am I right?
We're definitely moving!
What I want to be able to have is this.
You'll always be alone.
I can't find it!
It's inking in my mouth!
I don't know where the fuck I am right now.
That's 'cause you guys look like fucking narcs, all right?
All right, all right.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
- Yes, you did. - You're so weird!
I know.
They call you that?
- Dude. - Dude.
I'm pretty great.
Lanier be like I need absolute silence while I fall into character
- Come on. - I will give you some daps, Schmidt.
and find out who the dealer is.
In about four hours, you're gonna be tripping.
Are you the police?
- Okay. - I...
together.
It's just...
We flint And we about to jump in your ass
Yeah, that's right. And you motherfuckers are all under arrest.
If you do, he'll leave this shitty programme.
Infiltrate the dealer, find the supplier.
That's so sweet of them.
that your daughter went to MC State.
- No, you got to. - I can't do this any more!
Six hours of makeup?
- What about that? - That's my dick also.
Why every time you speak I want to throw the fuck up?
I'm not Mr and Mrs Smith-ing you. This wasn't a sexy fight.
When people say they get cheap coke
I've got a first impression for you.
Fuck yes!
- Here, take this. - Okay.
Yeah. Just like we always do, Jenkins.
I'm late.
Shit!
What the fuck am I taking it for, then?
You think the Ghost could be the supplier's dad?
Well, his number was literally on a sticker.
I know. Shut up. Go.
He's a scout. It's D-l.
Get the fuck out of the way!
You're a lovely person.
What? Are you kidding? It's Parents Weekend.
They can't fire me. I'm indestructible.
We've doubled their budget.
got locked out of her dorm, ended up falling off the roof.
Shit!
Get up, Old Man River!
Fuck you, you little walk-on fuck!
- One, two... - Okay. Yep. Good session.
So it's just about support.
- It's fun. - It's fun for you. It's not fun for me.
No one's gonna fucking notice.
What you looking at?
We're going to catch the supplier.
Puerto, Mexico, let's hear you get crazy!
Mr Walters, we should...
You're really close with your brother, then.
They're gonna kill us!
I only listen a very specific genre of Psytrance
Stay! (both screaming)
that expensive equipment, this fucking office...
Lube on my face.
Watch out for that cash machine!
How's your classes going, Doug?
- Which way? Which way? Which way? - Whichever Way's cheaper!
and no one will tell us anything.
That's just not a good impression.
I'm warning you,
- You're the one fucking talking. - You're being so fucking loud.
I mean, yeah, school's important or whatever,
I'm... I'm writing a...
So tight!
Dad, those are, like, old-people drugs.
I got you!
Captain's gonna kill us!
- What's up'? - 'Sup'?
Hey, guess what.
Nathan
Cliff shoots dicks off… Stalker drunks that disrespect his sons mother!!! By not respecting her wishes, in anyway have shape or form.Want to test that theory?? He REALLY wants to!!
- What's happening! - What the fuck?
just to, like, plan the stuff out ahead of time, make sure it's funny,
and then all these fans just started going, like...
- Where the hell have you been? - Looking for you.
She can't be that smart. She's a fucking art major.
give the effing guy some water he's black he's been through a lot
Fuck this goalpost, bro!
What’s a black guy gotta do to get some water?
Designed it myself. We got an espresso bar.
Okay, great. You apologised. What's that worth, man?