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That's why we have these guys to do it for us.
Oh, my gosh, Maya, look at him. He's still so sharp. That's so inspiring.
We're exactly the same. It makes everything so much easier.
I would say that
Or maybe I should be more like your Beautiful Dylan
"Cynthia
but I thought, you know, you could come by and meet the guys.
No, you dumb motherfucker. "WhyPhy."
He's in jail now, so don't fuck with me.
I don't know, maybe I should just stay closer to him.
- Look at the facts. - Matter of fact, I...
You shut the fuck up.
- You gave me "kiss me" eyes. - No, I didn't.
Did you really just say that you want to investigate other people?
I'm doing fucking great.
No, I'm just one of those people that really likes to spend time with myself.
Just ask. It's polite.
You can do whatever you want with your life, Mr McQuaid.
He's literally reaching out for you.
but what I didn't expect was tonight would go in the exact way that you would expect.
Can you shake him off?
- Quicksand! - Shoes!
Colour! Colour! Number!
Finally something I'm amazing at.
I suck at improvising. I don't want to do it.
For Zeta!
We started off too old for this shit.
Guys, can you just give us some space?
Maya!
Bathroom 16 Bathroom 17
Right through it. Right through it.
I like fruit.
Obviously right! I mean, it’s Bobcat Mott!...I mean let’s be honest, the guys all time! Let’s be honest
"Yelling!
- OKay? - OKay.
Rooster. What's up, bro?
At Metro City Port, the tide comes in at 10:30 a.m. Then it will return to the sea.
I just don't understand what his problem is with you specifically.
Shit.
Yeah, you know...
Okay, Okay-
We like to sit around, just drink some good wine
No, I'm paranoid because it could be dangerous.
It's like they're trying to hit 'em or something.
You can just bust right...
That's crazy. We have that brother connection, too.
Now, these kids take this shit,
Who first?
What do you think about that?
This is the basis of this whole course, and that's the beauty of college.
- You die... - I don't want to die.
Oh, y'all like psychology?
But we're both Batman.
- We didn't. - Nah.
George Washington was a black lesbian.
You got that expensive chase in the beginning,
- Can you please... - Absolute silence.
What's up? I'm Rooster.
One, two, three, four, five...
I do not understand how it works.
- Hey! - Look at you!
and Coach hated it. And so he cemented them in.
Are you fucking serious right now?
Okay.
- Bro? - Bro.
Old man coming through!
Yes.
Scuba class.
That's it. Come on.
Okay, you can leave the room. Just get the fuck out.
I got a new identity that's gonna be killer. I'll be throwing it to you to make it legit.
Get up and hit me, you fucking pussy!
She's smart, she's an art major.
That's no fun at all.
Dude, I'm sorry. I got my Q-tip in your meat, bro.
Okay, we got somebody. All right, give it up, guys.
Fuck you, Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Thanks for lying to me.
In Russia.
I don't know.
- Are you sure it's not too much, though? - No!
Holy shit!
Then your dealer's probably selling you some pretty stepped-on shit.
That's right, I did, and it sucked, but I'd do it again.
- All right, you good? - Yeah!
No! No!
- Can you give me a head start on... - I need absolute... I need absolute silence.
Next year, we'll probably just be right back across the street. Just next door.
I’m like a hit it, continue to hit it... ... both physically & emotionally, type of guy.
This is so boring. No one's getting shot.
Look at Dickson's office. Looks like a giant cube of ice.
- Yes! - No, I got it in my mouth.
I fucking hate my dad so much.
Shit was nasty!
Now, just like you did before,
I expected tonight would go in a way that you wouldn't expect,
The accents are gone?
I don't have a clean shot, Schmidt.
Shit, there's Ghost!
Old family recipe.
Are you guys, like, together?
No, dude, come on, that's you.
"Amanda Bynes
Who sold you WhyPhy?
Neither.
You're gonna be in, like, the anals of football history.
Pledges, tonight, we separate the weak from the strong.