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No, look, we can still investigate
Say whatever you want.
"Angry!
- Let's do something that would distract us. - Okay.
- See you then. - So you won't address that?
- I'm so focused. - Let's do this.
I’m so focused
I mean, it's just a tape, right?
Welcome to Zeta, pledges!
Undercover just got a whole lot sexier.
Doug?
What?
- Zook's such a chill guy. - Just like ice.
- Hey. - How you doing?
Early stages, very early stages.
Thirty-three, 34...
- Do you realise how cool... - Wait, one sec, one sec.
"Patient exhibits drug-induced paranoia.
I'd opened a crate and the octopus had leapt onto my face.
- Dude, I miss you so much, man. - I miss you, too.
- That's fine. - All right. Eric's seen it.
Maybe my partner has a tracking device in his pocket right now.
All right...
Okay.
Okay, so I guess I'll just catch you later, then.
Yo, Sleepy! What's up, homie?
Wait, wait. What are you doing? What are you doing?
I'm gonna need a motherfucking crepe before I go crazy.
It's like the elevator doors opening in The Shining.
You owe me a car, and it'd better be a fucking Lamborghini, you bitch!
What...
"First impressions are important."
Come on, just wiggle the stick back and forth!
Well, we need help. We need to consult an expert.
That's Cynthia Watson's room.
- You don't have to be on top of me. - Yes, I do.
- Is that it? - You're tickling me.
This is the place.
This is bullshit.
That doesn't sound anything like me.
but he's our guy.
A little seed needs to fly away free and find its soil.
Then stop trying!
- Okay. - Bring it!
- I got it, I got it. - Let's just...
Man, shut the fuck up.
Like this isn't even worth saving.
Thanks, guys. Lady J is gonna be up next for you.
- That's a gun. - Yeah.
Shit.
What's up, Rooster?
So, is there someone who supports you?
Sweet throw, dude.
- No! No! - What?
I don't know if it's your thing,
I don't even think they know how to read.
I just realised something.
And you should do your thing with your connections and channels
Just can't hear that right now.
Those are, like, two of my favourite things to do.
"Shot him in the dick."
I don't know parkour, so...
There was a lot of expensive stuff in there!
Yin is characterised as slow, soft, passive and is associated with water and femininity.
Fucking learn how to hit!
We're really trying to figure something out, and we need to focus, okay?
What?
And a surprise start today for walk-on freshman Brad McQuaid.
- Yeah! - One more!
You know what? Let's just play the game, okay?
And, dude, you were fight, that Lambs...
Help! Help!
I'm an art major.
We've met before.
That's improv, bitch.
it's these two beings
It was supposed to be our year
I don't think this guy does stickers.
I suspect you're partners.
Captain, what the...
That's great.
- No, I got it. Let me just get it. - No, let me get it.
All right. Think you can stand on your own now?
Wonderful. You're dating someone.
And guess what, we're cops.
What is your problem? You said you wanted to stick together.
And if you know the person, you might be able to call them a "queer."
I'm never gonna make any money, so don't tell my parents, but...
We want to burst through our ceiling.
Watch the door.
Fuck! I'm having a bad trip! We're having a bad trip!
You're not supposed to throw rocks.
- What's that? - My tattoo.
He could, like, be a part of our thing.
Picasso? - Picasso.
I can't get in.
- Every time he say that shit... - Oh, my fuck!
- Dude, you don't have to do this. - What?
They still have books? I thought they just put the books inside the computers.
Missed a spot.
God, I love walk-on day!
Okay, just sow our oats a little.
Let's do something...
Maya.
Get off me unless you're gonna fuck me!
Shit!
You know, I had this, like, vision of me throwing bullet TDs to you, dude,
I finally got my Lambo!
and I saw that he pays tuition for a student at MC State.
- Of course. - Yeah, I am.
- Shit. - What?
You should lose the puka shells, though.
Oh, my God.
one of us got laid last night.
you would hit me and not feel bad about it.
He literally is terrified of being by himself.
I think there's blood in my eye.
Stands for "Work Hard? Yes. Play Hard? Yes."
You ain't lying about that.
It was supposed to be our year
What about school and football and your wonderful new life?
- You want to do Rock Paper Scissors? - Rock Paper Scissors?
Right? You went right?
Look, I know Zook's your buddy and you don't want him to be guilty,
- I'm not doing it. - What are... No!
That's really fucking stupid.
Yeah. Well, the commissioner's convinced this debacle happened
No.
That’s Mike being a little bitch
Yes!