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Look, everybody, I know we all feel our hands are tied,
We just have to get the spark back.
Ouchie, ouchie! Mommy rape my no-no!
Hold on. Stay by the lake. I want to kill you now.
What? How do you know?
Then I guess you just have to work within our time windows.
We don't need informative murder porn
Your parents watch that stuff?
Tonight at 10:00,
to change out your cable box.
I play the banjo too.
Sinful Secrets, On the Case with Paula Zahn.
Three weeks, huh?
because at your local company,
You have no idea what this is about, do you?
Mr. Garrison?
A burglar broke in. He was black.
Boo Celtics! Boo! Boo Celtics.
what they see in video games, but cable television?
[door closes] Oh, I love you, Randy.
Date Line Murder, and Deadly Affairs
[sobbing]
That's how our parents broke the passcode.
thing he had built, and I yelled,
because he was trying to harvest the sugar cane with a hammer.
that have informative murder porn appear to be working.
Sure, one or two people might act out
because 96% of the time
Oh, man, it's gonna be, like, three weeks.
It'd be impossible to clear away all the D NA evidence anyway.
And why was that?
We have 100 ounces of silver.
Look, dude, we're trying to keep our parents away
from watching spousal homicide shows.