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All right, sorry, kid.
Boo.
FUCK OFF! PUT YOUR GUNS AWAY!
- In Minecraft. - What the hell is that?
Oh, well, guess we'll just have to live
all the ones with murder porn.
I really don't get it.
Randy, it's getting late. Let's just go to sleep.
for an important message
What'd they say?
and I saw my dad out in this field.
You guys?
Yeah, the screen just says,
How about between the hours 6:00 a.m. And 3:00 p.m.
killing each other all the time, we're gonna go out and do it?
You know what?
Just stop thinking with your grown-up brains and start using-
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I'm here, Randy.
Because we're trying to keep our parents
We realize this may be an inconvenience to you,
You're just fucking building shit
from the president of your local cable company.
[kids shouting, chattering]
- What? - Butters' dad killed his mom.
to find passion in our marriage.
As we told the others, sir, we can fix it.
No, no, none of our channels
dresses up in lingerie and bashes Mommy's head in
and they all said Jaden Smith could kick your ass.
Well, get over here, big guy.
You know why!
Hello?
A parental lock?
on our cable boxes.
I almost got it, Sharon.
I'm talking, of course, about murder porn.
I called the networks that are putting this smut out there,
According to the Nielsen ratings,
[sobbing]