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Kenneth, why do you suddenly sound white?
I can't make this guy go on a first date on Valentine's.
and go to town on each other.
If I had those knockers, I'd be thanking God, too.
Maybe it's the Hamburgler.
Have you ever made love to a woman, Father?
I take the Lord's name in vain often and with great relish.
Because it's a delicate situation, Jack.
where the Pope himself could not get a table.
Maybe tonight is a gift.
I see. You have no faith, only business.
We are us.
Saturday, um... okay. I guess that doesn't have to be weird.
I'll be there as soon as I can.
No, of course.
hold my table
Yeah, I'm supposed to supervise some blind chick
Oh, cheese stew. What was I thinking?
Well, I'm going to say yes
don't open that kitchen window.
Oh! Too soon!
She had some more stew while you were outside.
Are you there?
I know. It's not a big deal.
My mother usually watches her when I can't
and she's not doing very well and that has been...
Yes, sir.
Liz knew.
I'm listening.
because this just
It's my own recipe where I use cheddar cheese instead of water.
Or...
Mom has taken a turn.
You're the sweetest, prettiest, blindest girl I've ever met
And if, by the end of it, we still like each other
You want a confession?
The woman he thinks is his sister is really his mother.
I enjoy your smile.