HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Too old, too dead, and too fattening.
Oh, come here, sweetheart.
Lucky there's a family guy
All Right, Everybody. I'll Be Back In A Week.
God, let's see. What else is there?
I must look like a bigger loser than when I was on that game show.
I never did the same thing but with someone from Jo-Ann Fabrics.
- Peter, that doesn't look entirely... - Go on!
- Wow, I can't believe they didn't take you. - Shut up!
So you can watch the sea until I return. Go on, try it out.
Well, at least we got something.
Peter, I can't keep sneaking around with you like this.
Sounds rough, Ollie. You have an umbrella?
And the other thing is, Lois, hi, he's a dog.
So it's a shouting match you want, eh? Well, game on, Quahog.
Oh, God.
After this.
by this whole Peter thing.
What?
They did not and are insulted that you've asked such a thing.
I've got some gifts for you They're up in my bum
We have a ton of shit
no
Makeup. Now, that's rich.
how eye contact can make or break any business relationship.
No, but I caught this turtle. Named him Terence.
Oh Peter.
There's too many of them
I never slept with a woman with the lights on.