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Did you say you love her?
-Is that the heartbeat? -That's it.
-Let's enjoy" -Don't do the accent. It really bums me out.
Can you pick me up one of those Toblerone bars at the airport?
How was your flight?
Baby Franklin #3 Due March 2022
I'm only allowed one piece of carry-on.
What?
Go to London!
Did you ever asked you dad that?
-Are you sure? -No.
No "Nice apartment, bet the bedrooms are huge"?
You guys were worried I wouldn't even have one.
Well I'll have a new dream! Three kids and no money
You know how, when you're walking down the street...
MY COWORKERS AND I AFTER THE BOSS HAS A POWER TRIP
Is this porn?
Same thing happened to me.
There's not much chance you did hear that.
She doesn't know who she wants. Me or this "Colin" guy.
And someday that kid is going to ask me if I ever turned off free porn.
Because it's harder to raise them and the added expense.
...because his super-fertile sister's having three babies.
You're in college?
-What's that? -Treeger's snaking the shower drain.
...or still around like you might have died waiting for the phone to ring?
-What was that? -I just put my fist through another wall.
Do we pay for this?
No, that's all right.
It's a Relaxi-Taxi!