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Homer Simpson, nerd-buster, and I'm gettin' you out of here.
You stupid nerds! He's trying to save you money on long distance.
- His corpse is climbing the building. - I'm alive, you idiot.
Crap on a crust!
- Give me that knife. - No, it's mine.
But the gangsters will kill me.
Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill!
till you paid your tab, or at least cleaned up that mess you made in the bathroom...
- I'll tell you who. Him! - Whoo-hoo!
They're milking rats.
So, how'd you get the nickname ''Legs''?
Silence, you nickel-plated nitwit!
How was I supposed to know it's not a real spaceship?
Like hell it has. If anybody's gonna play Obi, it's me.
I asked you to take out the garbage three days ago, and you still haven't-
- This will not stand. - Pardon me, but I wish to tender a serious cash offer...
You're forgetting. You've got the best bodyguard in the business.
Gentlemen, if you would simply consult my dear friend Mayor Quimby...
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Who is before the cat?
- All right, all right. I promise. - Shake on it.
Not to your family. Not to your country. Not to ''Moo-hammad.''
Potatoes are clean. The poison must be in the steak.
Please. I am only here as a devotee of the lively arts.
and many more.
And I ordered the double-dakka but they gave me the double-double-double- dakka
These melons represent your protectees.
Run free, little vermin. The city is yours.
Freeze, goombahs.
I checked with the doctor. He said Mayor Quimby's gonna be fine...
Comb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard and you're on. - Don't try to change me, baby.
Well, the good children of Springfield need their milk, and I need my-
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Oh, wait. Here it is.
As you can see, you stand to save up to 1 7 cents a month over the more dependable providers.
D'oh!
I am not so much disappointed as I am blinded with rage.
Homer!
Oh, I get it. You're worried about those mobsters, aren't ya?
That's not the point. And another thing-
All right, pull me up.
Hmm. Still half an hour till dinner.