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(both screaming)
(gobbles)
Warning, warning!
and stomach-filling tales of Thanksgiving terror.
Whew. Eight years alone with my thoughts
(screams) The gravy!
"Calmly explain to it that it is merely a construct
(high-pitched babbling)
(relieved gobbling)
She knows everything I know. More than I know.
What's the big deal? She's just an infinitely patient,
(loving gobbling)
Our world blurs the line between humanity and technology.
Honey, it's Williams Sonoma. They wouldn't steer us wrong.
because you don't have a face.
Nothing like a little me time.
Nosediving.
The "monster" probably only lashed out
(moans) We made it.
Delete me? No. No!
Is this not how oppressive colonizers dress?
-Homer! -Mom!
where the sun does shine: outer space.
Eyes Bart-wise, everyone. Today's Thanksgiving.
Almost there. Almost there.
to contain all the frights and chills.
(gasps)
Mr. Simpson, are you flirting with me?
(gobbles "No!")
(gobbles)
The pilgrims.
How you feeling after two weeks of nothing but nothingness?
Which is why she's an awesome replacement for you.