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Brian's solid. He's the one guy I know I can trust.
...and watch me accept my award?
Why don't you come to Martha's Vineyard...
Well, look, Brian, as your friend...
We didn't have sex.
I mean, I just... I wrecked that thing on the way out.
I don't need honey, Peter...
- Why do I hear an engine? - My stomach is rumbling in a way...
Oh, man. You're more of a letdown than Fruit Stripe gum.
I mean, all the dry food I bought for you over the years?
- You're exaggerating. - Only a little bit...
Now all I need Is Chris to go with 'em
...I wrote it about you. - Aw.
- What's that? - Well...
Everybody ready to go?
Whoa, someone just yelled themselves out of honey with breakfast.
Oh. Well, it was still nice.
But with you, I imagine it would be like doing it with a stuffed animal.
Oh, I'm intoxicated all right, Lois...
Well, sort of. I mean, we planned that lunch two weeks ago.
We got wasted at the bar and he ended up asking me to marry him.
The spirit of Massachusetts Is the spirit of America
You know, Lois, I'm sure you've already figured this out...
The spirit of what's old And what's new
Don't you mouth off to me, or I'm gonna Schlapp you right in your penis.
Brian, no! No! Get down! Get down!
When these thoughts about you and I have crossed your mind...