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A little music, some candlelight.
...I don't know what to do with myself.
- Wow, congratulations, Brian. - Meg, please, I'm talking.
Oh, my God, Brian, no!
Can't you just watch the kids?
My parents are not gonna like this, Peter.
"She was Grace, in name and in essence.
The overprivileged drunk ones, not the socially responsible dead ones.
But there's something you deserve to know.
Oh, right.
Oh, this? This is Hartz Mountain Flea Dip.
I mean, you've spent time watching children, right?
...I should tell you that that vagina is ground zero, man.
- Y'all know what day it is? No.
- Peter, are you lying? - Oh, now she's a doctor, guys.
So I convinced this minister to do the job, but the joke's on Nathan...
You couldn't get Jillian to take you back and she was dumber than Lou Ferrigno.
That's an understatement, Brian. He's been incredibly thoughtless lately.
Oh, my God. What the hell is wrong with you?
Let me just go change out of this fishing gear.
I'll trade you my shirt for a grilled cheese.
- Hello? Hey, Brian, it's me.
...I have no idea how long you've been gone and I...
Brian, I think you'd better go.
Oh, right.
Don't come near me I will eat you
Yeah, blah, blah, blah, that's all well and good, Peter.
And if he'll say, "My darling I'm yours" I'll throw away
Come on, Peter, we're gonna be late for lunch with Mom and Dad.
No, I showered earlier. It could be Merrill.
- Ah, this is so wonderfully peaceful. - Yeah, it really is another world out here.
I can't help but feel a little betrayed, Brian.