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It's being put to me that, and I apologize,
Amy, what the fuck? What is it, Amy?
I mean, you get tired
or a bootie to call on, you have my number, okay.
Congrats on the big promotion. You and I should grab another drink.
So now I have a very big announcement to make.
How big are her tear ducts?
It was a little more recently than you'd think.
It's Catherine, right? The absent mother blubber.
-No, who? -No, no, no, who?
-That's not gonna go right there. -Relax, cow eyes.
This is all I've never wanted.
(BLOWING NOSE LOUDLY)
-Mmm-mm. -No. That's a blessing.
Excuse me while I get myself pulled together.
All right, look. Listen.
You're gonna need to leave 'cause I'm not really aware
-I don't want this. -Okay.
-Right. -Yeah.
Well, then get the hell out of my way, you leaning tower of...
Call her fat. Kidding.
Oh, shove it up your ass.
In your fucking face.
All right, so first order of business is to issue a press release,
Golf. You know, men walking around with sticks
Stop it, okay? Please, Mike.
and then start running them over and crush their skulls with my campaign bus.
We have to take the Vice President away. Apologies.
What?
but we do not endorse. We give the press nothing to report.
66% disapprove.
You can't stop me from endorsing you.
Actually, my name is Dan Egan.
And this meeting is now terminated
I recognize you. You're one of Selina's little gay dwarves, aren't you?
Well, I mean, it's a punishing schedule, that's for sure.
'Cause you're gonna get your head shot, your back stabbed, and your nuts danced on.
She can thank the troops, she can charm all the mouth-breathers,
Wow. Yeah!
It's a tough time, we're aware.
that the President is golfing with Governor Chung.
Macauley thing, yeah, that didn't happen.
Oh, my God. With that provincial sensibility and that girlish figure, you're not gonna last.
I think he's wrapping up, so...
-I don't have a name for that. -Oh.