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-I want to hear them. -Well, there's two types of people.
-Hey, Dan. -Yes?
into a congressional investigative hearing
She sees human vulnerability as a weakness.
The thing about Ohio is the weather is completely schizophrenic.
You know, I mean, this job has fucked me up so bad.
Yeah, it's the Presidential suite.
Um, Ma'am, I may have already issued a press release
I haven't seen my daughter in, like, three months.
No, I don't need five minutes.
This is the reporter from Ohio, Felicia.
Greetings from the clubhouse of power, Amy.
See, when he says things like that to me, it makes me anxious.
'Cause everybody wants to be the guy getting the TV sound bite, okay?
-What the fuck, Mike? -What the fuck, Mike?
Don't endorse.
What are you gonna do? You gonna choke me with some Spanx?
Okay? She's gone from toxic to turn-on.
I'll get you some tea, okay?
If she mentions my name, if I get the stamp of approval,
I have some great ideas about tax reform I want to talk to you about.
and have as much fun with it as they can.
-Oh! -As you know, he called.
-What? -Yeah.
FURLONG: Odd Job. (WHISTLES)
Are you kidding me? Oh!
Wait, wait. No, I got it. I got it.
I mean, in life or even just with love,
Is she gonna go? I just understand today
You got grabbers. And then you have the other kind.
-Oh, shit. -Yeah, it's good.
What the fuck is the signal?
Congressman, I saw passion.
Is he... ls Dan my boss now?
Look, Madam Vice President, I'm sorry.
I don't know where he went, you know?
is now in charge of rebutting questions over the Macauley amendment,
-Look... -I know what that means.
She's not gonna fucking endorse.
Thank you very much.