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I don't really care for you much either personally.
you look down, you're dressed like Shirley Temple and then all your teeth fall out?
So here's an idea, let's put me onstage.
an informal understanding that she would endorse your run for governor.
Just part of the job.
-Well, you can tell him to go fuck him... -He's right here, ma'am.
but politically speaking, you are damaged goods.
You're trending, ma'am.
Have a good Monday.
SELINA: I just want to eat in a quiet corner away from these bozos.
Um, well, Roger,
Did you see the Chicago Tribune?
SELINA: How could that many Americans not like me?
What happens if I get called in before a congressional committee?
-What is that? -Don't worry about it.
Could spray her with pepper spray.
-I really think this is something to consider. -(PHONE RINGING)
Well, it's not a game to me.
Come on, what are you waiting for? Give her the signal.
-SELINA: Okay. -Throw me a drumstick or something.
Oh, you got a nice big red dot in the middle of your forehead, Danno.
who is this fucking infant?
Been a rough couple of months for you, though.
Number one, Congressman,
(SIRENS BLARING)
Hey, sweet cakes. I need to get in to see the Veep.
Yeah, you know what? Run it by my secretary. His name is Mike.
See now, now I want to cry.
AMY: Okay.
Amy, you're gonna have to start getting everyone to like me.
We just found out that Governor Chung is golfing with POTUS.
you're either freezing like a popsicle or you're sweating like a hog.
No, no, no. We want her to endorse now.
Actually, he said he was your Pinocchio,
And in that capacity, I have a duty to shine a light
She'd always cry, I'd always get a hard-on.
You Congressman No Jaw!
More accurately, the crapper.
Listen, Dan, the congressman expects your boss to endorse him for governor.
You guys are burning a fucking hole through my stomach, all right?