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I'm absolutely fucking fine. Thank you very much.
Is he my boss again?
I will do what I can.
Right?
It's like they're fucking tidal.
You got breath mints in that bag? Let's go.
-Okay, ma'am. Light and frothy. -Yeah.
MIKE: Oh, piss. Ma'am. SELINA: Yeah?
We're having to bump our silver plates up to gold plates,
Just rutting around with the regional swine?
-Right, Will? -Yes, sir.
Will, what were they saying about the disapproval?
You'd think with all the money I'm jerking up the wall here,
If you'd just join me, okay?
Yes, sir.
I saw the meltdown.
-Shit? -Good.
Please be seated. Thank you so much. It is my very...
Maybe you should make an address, okay?
-I know. -We dress you wrong,
Talk about politics and America working together.
He's not outside here, is he? Oh, hi!
Thank you for your time, Congressman.
-Uh, yeah, he was. -Five-year-olds get that.
you know, I mean, at the end of the day,
and you get knocked back.
-I like your mom. -Don't talk about my mother, Dan.
That’s how toxic she is.
You know none of these people genuinely like you.
Uh-huh, like what I say happened, what they say happened, and the truth?
I made you a cake with your face on it.
All right, well, all due respect, cock nugget, there's been a little too much of this
My grandfather, he was from Cincinnati, as a matter of fact. Oh!
Okay, this is the hotel manager. We promised him four seconds.
Well, I'm a political leper, and I'm an emotional time bomb.
I can't believe we're doing this.
-And it ain't a fucking bindi. -Excuse me?
She can't cry three times in a day.
Well, I mean, the President can play golf with whoever he likes.
I actually found it slightly erotic, too.
Buddy, I think you're as big as my gay dwarf.
Use your fucking head. Give her a thumbs up or something.