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♪ Okay, what if we say this is the last sex night? ♪
♪ I'm just a girl in love ♪
But I know your type. You mess with people's lives
I'm just happy you're coming home.
you were, like, in love with him.
- Yeah. - Yeah...
♪ Like a hamster in a cage ♪
Your house smells like lemon.
But he doesn't have a drawer, right?
♪ I need time to reflect ♪
DIRECTOR: And cut!
I thought you were a great romance
(imitates explosion) Game over.
♪ We should definitely not have sex right now ♪
Hmm.
First draft. All thoughts are welcome.
clutching my old camp letter to your heart,
flies over them, and it spells out
You got to get your life together, okay?
All I need to do is just find Greg.
fast food and I'll try to forget
Dude, Rebecca and I never broke up, you know that.
believe in me and Josh anymore.
Uh, is your foot on my crotch?
- Where are we? What is this place? - Uh-oh.
(scoffs) poor guy, that's the last thing he needs.
I'm not as angry anymore.
Okay, but what did you mean when you said,
How can you say that?!
And I live two blocks from the dojo.
Okay.
♪ It's the adult thing to not have sex right now ♪
It's about ethics and morals and Jesus
at the supermarket, bitch.
If anything, he's, um... respeffing me.
and, you know what, maybe I was wrong.
- The what? - (sighs)
with tears in his eyes, turn to Josh and say,
Oh, it's like my drug.
That's... that's my friend Emory's.
you're probably still recovering,
Okay, so let's recap the events of tonight.
I didn't say that, you said that.
I've gotten from him in, what, a month.
And then I passed out in my own vomit.
Okay, I-I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
and I've got a house and two kids,
♪ When you say “I'm going to a movie tonight ♪
It's been three weeks!
Maybe they win, like, $10,000 and a trip to Belize.
Right.
and he's-he's not telling anyone you're together.
- Yeah, way better. - GREG: I'm responsible
with just about anyone I could think of.
♪ We should definitely not have sex right now ♪
You know, sometime soon you're gonna have to
Josh, it was just a dream. Greg's not a falcon.
I mean, enough already.
Me, too. We're super mature.
Uh... Greg is not fine.
Okay, hold on, it is...
He's part of my squad, my crew, my wolf pack.
Look, I have to live somewhere.
No, you're joking. What?
Face it, Rebecca.
Okay, well, I've had sex with your son,
WHITE JOSH: Just for the essentials.
I made Josh
And I've known that