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“Maple Leaf Rag.”
Where are you going?
But I'll take that, too.
I know. It's a lot. Okay. Let me give you the grand tour.
Oh, it's, uh...
It's funny. It's a joke.
Hmm.
He's... he's effsploiting you.
♪ And I'm in a really weird place ♪
No, you don't. I just have an active fantasy life.
- so it's ready for you. - Yeah.
this drawer is gonna be...
Why don't you leave a few things here?
just because you did me so good back there.
I got all that on voice memo.
You mean the one she sold for $35 to a stranger
Tell Rebecca's friend Emory
Oh.
- Really? - Yes.
It's unbelievable.
of New York City, in which
what happened this morning. Okay, so...
“Oh, my gosh, I suddenly know your truth,
So you have complete privacy. Wa-Wait. Wait...
♪ The future with me ♪
All of Greg's comings and goings for the last month.
- (door opens) - BRENDAN: I'm back, Mom!
- What's this? - Okay,
Do you like it?
I moved here for you.
Dude, what the hell?
♪ 'Cause when you call her crazy ♪
♪ Slurp, slurp ♪
♪ Love droplets ♪
♪ Love kernels ♪
♪ Love kernels ♪
go around writing random legal papers for fun.
I fixed it on the way home with Josh, remember?
Wait, you should put this pillow under your knees first.
Yeah...
♪ Like candy on Shaquille O'Neal ♪
Something like this. It's fine, don't worry about it.
You scared the crap out of me.
Okay, so I have an idea. Now, this is the bad pitch.
It's like the high I get from those vampire novels,
- Protein powder, glutamine, socks. - Mm-hmm.
$545,000 a year for a guy
Now, by this point, let's say it's, like, ten days in,
See you when I get back.”
on Rebecca's scheming, I do...
Well, I-I guess it's time to hit the couch.
Paula, come back to me. I need you.
so please just tell me where he is?
Mm... actually...
it might as well be my best friend.
So why don't you do more of those?
you were sleeping with Greg, in the hospital?
Until we make things okay with Greg,
and you're talking about love
Man, Greg.
who defiled it with his seed?
into an indoor sauna, (chuckles)
You're really good at that.
or The Bachelor,
Real talk, if I have a nightmare,
Look, I heard what you said,
Thanks for covering for me, Dad.
Okay. How do you know?
That glitter feeling? I know that feeling.