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But even if I did,
Look, I can't tell you where he is,
As one does.
Great! Okay!
You're painting your toenails on top of potatoes.
Like, 'cause we've had sex once,
♪ They say love makes you crazy ♪
You want to sleep with crazy, that's fine.
Please, please, please, please.
with this girl. She was just with Greg.
You're so good at it.
- I can't even look at you. - Josh, Josh, um,
We're way too sober for this wedding. How about I get us some shots?
I was getting dressed.
White Josh is with his boyfriend all the time,
how Rebecca has messed everything up.
So... are you, like, nuts about your drawer, or what?
I will physically harm you.
Here's what happened. I was in New York.
and you're sleeping on packing materials.
So you just need to sign
No, no, no, no. You keep saying that, but I fixed it that night.
Okay. So, over here, you can charge
but it's just, it... every morning
You are so wrong. You don't even know
It's like, um...
Patrons can't be back here.
You hear what I'm saying?
But that whole time,
Shh!
Well... I mean, that's...
I mean, I can't just, you know,
♪ We have the common sense not to have sex right now ♪
(under breath): you know, it's like...
but I cannot do any more immoral or illegal things.
♪ ♪
after you guys broke up like a real gentleman.
It's like you don't even
(whispers): but I know you do.
I record all conversations with adults.
And you're doing great.
The code is 2738.
♪ And you don't want to hurt your alcoholic friend ♪
What's that?
I mean, the guys who still wear the skinny jeans...
any possibility for when you finally come to your senses
He loves me!
I'm sorry, are you sure you're freaking out about Greg?
I mean, no, I hate it, but...
uh, as they do, when you're weaving.