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and we are on the same page.
and I got arrested, as,
Sorry, you're giving him a key to your apartment? What?
You heard me.
Those jeans are cute. Want some of my smoothie?
I'm over it.
- Yeah, but that's over. - Does he know that?
The judge sentenced me to come here every day for a month.
That I'm an alcoholic.
It's like an emotional thesis statement for myself.
♪ Love droplets ♪
as usual.
No matter what I do, I feel you with me.
- Yeah, I don't... - I don't... (mutters)
For friendship.
up to that night.
Now, as they're hugging, I come down on a parachute
I don't trust myself.
All right. Yay.
- (chuckles) - Yeah?
We have fun together, but let's not,
(groans)
Uh, mm, I know... you know what?
Drinking virgin Mai tais.
It's just, I have this, um...
Is it great, by the way? How great?
Oh, man, you got them?
The-the good ones that wick moisture?
I really need to find him.
I mean, you set up that fake Tinder profile
♪ I love you ♪
That's me, it's me, he's talking about me.
this is just a simple contract
Whatever. You're dead to me.
Yes.
and now I can finally buy that kayak.
What? I'm outdoorsy.
Uh, but it felt right.
I'm sorry, I forgot what I was trying to do here.
What do you mean, in your head?
(sighing)
tell everyone the truth.
Right. Right. 'Cause your feet are sweaty.
I... I don't want to take up any space.
I can't afford a brand-new apartment. I have to save up.
- and I just, I don't know... - Hey, Paula?
Oh!
Can't you see? Until this is cleared up with Greg...
♪ Where can I put my clothes ♪
I'm so excited that our love story can finally begin.
Come with me.
I-I can't go back
“Josh and Rebecca are in love.”
But I was thinking what if there's a way
Write more briefs or something.
Myself.
I'm so relieved.
Mmm. Yeah-huh. Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah.
which are way easier to access than they should be.
It's the drawer, Paula, the drawer.
Like, what kind of stuff?
It's Amazon Prime, two-day delivery.
I'm not telling anyone we're together.
God, I love Amazon Prime.
Uh, I just need you to sign something.
Which she's not telling him, because she wants him
♪ Love kernels ♪
♪ I'm waiting for someone with smaller boobs ♪
I care about her. We're close.
(chuckles) Your father wanted to make your room
Brilliant rhetoric, but if it had actually worked,
You're cervix deep in this now, let's go.
It was better than
- Paula! - I mean, I hate to say it,
there was one person I was really angry at.