HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Can I get a flight home to Texas?
God, I hate it.
There's always chicks at the rink.
But it's okay. I still have time.
But I always find myself throwing out half the food that I prepare.
This meeting is for Knights of the Night only.
Oops-e-doops.
Or making love too beautifully.
Oh, God!
And nobody talks me down like myself in a video talking me down.
My resolution is "Meet a loose woman."
I'll collect them, and then display the cards on...
Ha, ha!
but, it came and went and we're still together.
Ha, ha, ha.
And he roller skates like a Greek God. And you know what?
Yeah.
Me.
That's real, real classy, Kevin.
Hey.
The index cards on your desk are resolution cards.
Do you want to keep this?
I don't care whether you hate it, you said you'd do it!
And I must say that it is going immensely
I gotcha, I gotcha!
That's porn.
It was insensitive and I am sorry.
Hey, Ryan.
Why did we pretend like we work here?
And if someone else is driving me to the book store,
the office administrator at Vance Refrigeration.
Sweet 16, 10-year reunion parties.
You write your New Year's resolution on them,
Come on, here comes the airplane. There you go.
And did you get the tickets?
Seriously, we are nothing like the Guardian Angels.
Oh, Pam? Soda. Caffeine.
Today will either be the best or the worst day of my life.
Since last year I ate none.
"Minutes from previous meeting, of Knights of the Night."
Next year? Come on. I mean, what is the point?