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- I wouldn't do that. - Why not?
You knew what you were staring at!
I wrote up a few little ditties I wanted to share.
Ladies and gentlemen, the All-Five-Foot-One Black Albino Choir!
I don’t want A giant t-bone or A rocket ship to Venus
'Cause of the beatings?
"I put a booger on a painting at the museum."
Peter, you can't go away for two months now.
I don't know.
The promoters of the New England Music Festival saw it,
If you haven't, then I think you should
You've hit rock bottom.
I can't poop in strange places
Oh, my God! I got to go talk to him.
Hey, do you mind paying for this? I don't have any cash.
Don't forget about us squares back at home.
and we want to sign you.
We're gonna be the best thing since sliced bread!
Yay! Penelope Pitstop!
Someone with no talent who can take a lion's share of your earnings.
Well, it was based on actual events.
and then someone important sees it by wild coincidence,
He's a family guy
Our company's gonna be around for at least three more weeks,
Have you ever put butter on a...
Hey, do I have time to get a drink at the water fountain
I was sittin' in the kitchen one day And I was itchin' to fill up my belly
What you doing with that doll?
Well, Mort, I hope I can trust you. I've been lied to before.
I wrote this song before that.