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I just... I want you to know I didn't used to be like this.
Oh, great. Great. You're doing great.
Because the kids need new shoes.
...and your mom would drop you off at the movies...
I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just fell out of his socket.
That's what's stupid?
You know? Juice this puppy up a little.
And we just get along really well, and he's so cute.
Yeah. Why are you following me?
Oh, no, no, no. You know what?
I'm so pathetic.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
[JOEY GROANS]
But, um... But I will definitely, definitely help you get over my sister. Okay?
Just stalk me for a while, huh?
Okay, he's 6'2", 170 pounds.
No, I'm just gonna help him, you know, get "de-Ursula-ized."
So I asked myself, "What is the most important thing to me?"
You don't just give up something like that.
[MUMBLING] You talked to him? Are you crazy?
...that just got a teensy bit carried away, you know?
Oh. This is the log I kept, recording her every movement.
What is, uh...? What is that guy's name? Dad.
He's got the body for it. Ha, ha.
You could fit a giant penguin over there.
Wow. Big family. Seven sisters...
This is the book I pretend to read when I'm watching her in the park.