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- Sure. What's up? - Uh, ha, ha.
Hey, oh! You know that guy who's been following me? I talked to him today.
Lips moving. Still talking.
Oh! And you have three great kids.
- Wow. Spinning. That sounds like fun. - Oh.
Ehh! Wrong. Now you're single.
- "Does size matter?" - No.
Oh. Oh.
Ross' what?
Just walking along, looking like me.
Oh, he's yummy. We did a little kissing. Aah!
Oh, he's yummy! We did a little kissin'
When did you go to a sperm bank?
Before I met your sister, I was, like, this normal guy...
I was thinking what it'd be like to kiss you.
Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?
Chan, can I, uh...? Could I talk to you for a second?
Well, honey, it is pretty competitive.
Uh, but, hey, you know, this way sounds good too.
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
I called the sperm bank today.
...and get them to put my Days ofour Lives gig on here.
What are you doing?
Oh, my God. Under personal comments: "New York Knicks rule."
You just answer. It's like a reflex. "Do I look fat?" "No."
Hello.
Okay, come here. Ahem.
...but I'm so ready.
Were you following me?
No, he's just this, like, very passionate, incredibly romantic guy...
I don't know. I always pictured you ending up...
Oh, my God. You've got a crush on your sister's stalker.