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My God, Bruce, that was amazing. Where did you learn how to do that?
By the way...
OK, here she comes. Don't be over-eager.
Come on. You haven't let me make one decision about our son,
and since we work here we'll have a lot of pull.
Name a manifestation of hydrocephalus.
Don't tell me you're gonna be a parent
Still, he is the best paediatrician on staff,
Your brain'll tell you to be self-conscious,
He has fluid in his lungs.
I'll need that to turn your next 12 paycheques
Kick him in the crotch And run
You never get to know how hard we really work.
Where's Mr Cookiepants?
Catch him and kick him in his junk.
He's right. Even in college, you cared way too much about everybody liking you.
Cool. Try to have it back by five.
even if it means sucking up to the one doctor who's more obnoxious than you.
But it is crucial I have everyone here at 9am sharp tomorrow.
I'm J.D.
Look, guys, I'm not here to overwork you.
No, David. It's a collectible.
painting over your black spot...
And just like that I had another rough night ahead of me.