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I know what you said, Mr. Daley,
I'm gonna divide the house.
What a terrible disappointment you must be to yourself.
It's a plan. It's a brilliant plan.
- All right? - Yeah.
and we're gonna spend the next paid-programing block
- I'm gonna stay. - Stay, for a long time.
Well, I sort of design products and sell them.
Wait, I'm coming with you!
Is that you breathing? Because I can't hear myself think.
We need to escape.
(ANIMAL GROWLING)
Streltsy! Go!
oh, yes! yes! oh, that's exquisite
One more time? I'm sorry. I didn't catch the...
(TIRES SCREECHING)
I said, take the wheel! Oh, we're in it now! I love it! I love it!
Uh-uh! Don't you squirm!
It's rhetorical.
Yeah, sure.
Get them!
Did you just make a decision to possibly end your life
Oh, boy.
♪ Gonna fly with me now ♪
♪ Peter Pan and Wendy ♪ ♪ turned out fine ♪
we only got 28 minutes till sundown.
Well, Logan…
♪ It'll be alright ♪
That is true, two-time world heavyweight champ George Foreman.
Then deadly. Watch.
Камунра
See what happens when you touch it!
.monkey cuddle !
and let's sit our fanny back in that throne of yours.
I gotta get over there.
You can go home. I'm gonna be pretty late, okay.
I should hope you'd do more than guess, my friend.
(STAMMERING) Who are you?
Drop the flashlight.
Charge!
This is a tunic
JEDEDIAH: Straight towards...
Or should I give it to Kahmunrah? He's your master, right?
♪ If it's you and me right now ♪
No! Because you are going to live!
(HUMMING)
So, if it's not too much trouble...
Never surrender!
Excuse me.
Guard your cards, okay? Now you bet.
I will literally rent a camper,
(SOLDIERS CLAMORING)
- All right? Sorry. - Okay.
(SIGHS) You did your best, Gigantor.
General George A. Custer of the Fighting U.S. 7th Cavalry,
My parents gave me this tablet some 3,000 years ago,
Shoo!
But, whoever you are, Archie Bunker,
Sorry, I can't tell if it's up or...
That's the thing, Dad. The Smithsonian is actually 19 different museums.
(BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING)
The Cube?
Ahkmenrah's tablet will be remaining here with him.
Back in the Day
♪ Peter Pan and Wendy ♪ ♪ turned out fine ♪
Right now, this moment, this night,
Another possible translation is,
- Got it! - Pull!
All right. Yeah.
- Mammoth? - Yeah.
and I give you precisely five seconds
Oh, you naive American man-boy.
Some of the most despicable,
Where are you looking? Where are you looking? I'm over here.
at your service.
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
Freeze? I...
'Cause for me, this is like a spa treatment.
- Miss Earhart? - Yes.
So, to what do we owe this triumphant return?
Chest bump?
I am an inventor, yeah. I invent stuff.
Okay. 3.14...
I need you to talk me to the Archives.
Monkey, then. I said monkey. Why be specific?
Did you foolishly lead 208 Americans to their deaths
- OCTAVIUS: Hold! Hold! - Jed?
- Thank you! - You got it! Fight!
Come on, people! Let's go! Without that tablet, we've nothing!
Okay, sure, you can have it.
I guess our sassy cephalopod was just a fish who didn't like being out of water.
It is, in fact, a tunic. Very big difference.
(EXCLAIMING HAPPILY)
Well, everything else.
Of course. Just be a historical document worthy of storing for all eternity.
Where exactly am I going?
(KISSING)
(SOLDIERS CLAMORING)
'cause you've waited thousands of years
(BUGLE SOUNDING)
Hey, buddy, how you doing? Huh?
(SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
You, the toddler! Don't hug the displays.
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
Don't worry, I got this handled. You don't want to give me my friends,
(SHRIEKING)
The Cube. You know, the one that turns all who oppose you to dust?
AMELIA: We'll get you back down to your chums, Mr. Daley.
You're Napoleon. There's a complex named after you.
I can't even believe it! Oh, God, I want to kill you right...
If you're not excited by it, why do you do it?
Did I?
- Okay. - She's all yours.
And the Pharaoh's tomb, I.E. the pyramids.
naturalist, Rough Rider and twenty-sixth President of these great United States.
Lady? Who are you calling lady? The name is Amelia.
and now both afraid to ruin your relationship
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- You're right. We are jimmy-jacked. - Jimmy-jacked.
I know you've got moxie in you yet.
So it's not like we should... It's not even an issue.
Do anything?