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- Pi? - 3.14159265, to be exact.
The Glow-in-the-Dark Flashlight!
If you didn’t know how to run the intranet
I want a go, no-go for launch.
(BEEPS)
- Can you slow it down a little bit? - Okay.
(EXCLAIMING)
Probably let his horse lick it, too!
Wow, I guess this whole unleashing-the-underworld thing
So what's our next move, partner?
♪ And a reason ♪
You are my heart. My universe.
I'm sorry, sir, the Archives are underground, and they're a secure area.
You smack, you kick! Teamwork, fellas! Wunderbar!
But you're in the dark... what are you going to do?.
- There you go. - Thank you.
(IMITATING BRUNDON) Hey.
Yeah.
It's because I'm a woman, isn't it?
And then the sun came up and you froze.
MAN 1: (ON PA) This is Mission Control. Flight check complete.
Away.
A lady pilot! Preposterous!
But won't yelling, Attack! alert the enemy
(GIVING COMMAND IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
And may I also point out, they cannot hide in the basement forever.
- You're an inventor! - I am.
They're getting away!
creator of such indispensable items as the Super Big Dog Bone!
(DIAL TONE DRONING)
Short?
(ROARING)
You're quite the popular fellow, Mr. Daley.
I don't know, did they run out of jokes
All right. Hey, come on, guys.
No, I did. It was great. I mean, the slapping hurt a little bit, but...
I'm sorry, who are you?
it would be unbelievable.
Like the rocket ship?
Thank you.
And I'm in kind of a dangerous situation right now,
when you finally challenge someone with an average set of skills
It's like a biscuit or a scone.
Hello, young lady.
Not quite yet, no.
Anyway, why do you care?
I want to help!
I got to go get them. I got to find another way down.
Have fun.
Hang on, Mr. Daley. Things are about to get interesting.
JEDEDIAH: No touching! No touching!
All right, come on. Let's go.
When you're throwing away a monkey, you don't need the Latin name.
Oh, my God! I can't believe you reached across like that again!
(EXHALES)
It's just there are certain issues that would prevent us from...
What?
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
- How about this? - Look, just give...
I don't wanna miss a moment.
You know what? No problem.
LOL LOL
and the Golden Tablet of Ahkmenrah to me!
They're laid out around the National Mall,
- Hello? - Dad, finally!
The Battle of the Smithsonian.
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
Bully, lads and ladies, the name is Theodore Roosevelt,
All right. Where are you guys?
But it doesn't matter.
Misjudged the distance
I'm ello
Hey! What are you doing?
And who knows?
A lot has transpired, Lawrence, since your last visit.
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
Hey, mister! You forgot your...
cous cous
Do you understand this?
You think I got something for you?
Mr. Daley, we should be going to the sculpture gallery.
What?
It'll have to do.
♪ To give all I can ♪
Any questions not about the dress?
♪ She's more than a woman ♪
One of the wires is jammed. I'm going to have to loosen it.
Don't touch the hair.
When in fact, the correct translation is.
rightful ruler of Egypt, future ruler of...
- Ready? - Ready.
Well, Larry Daley, in case you weren't listening,
One second, Ma!
Just this. My daughter's birthday, canceled!
I don't deserve these stars.
When you forget your lines
MAN 1: (ON PA) Torquing angles incoming.
JEDEDIAH: Hey, Bocephus! Little help over here!
- No. - No. Not good. Not good at all.
You are crazier than a road lizard.
In fact, if anyone is freakish, I'm afraid it's you, sir.
Octavius, remember me as I was, wild, and free, and...
Boom.
Oh, did he sing! Like a canary.
- Give me Jed. - Oh, no, no, no.