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Then you'll see why I can't be your dad.
The white man has mocked my people long enough. Keep your mouths shut!
We're in the finals for America's Stupidest Home Videos.
- Wait, I know a way to find out. - How?
...but to find out, they have to do DNA tests and they cost $3,000.
- Could you excuse me for a minute? - You gotta be kidding me.
Oh my gosh they bummed jeremy You bummer….
- Did you send the videotape? - I mailed it last night.
First, it's "Dog Who Puts Hat on Master's Head."
Thank you, Polly Prissypants. You are my best friend.
No, no! No, god no!
...when one of our lucky videos qualifies for the $ 1 0,000 grand prize.
- Thanks, you guys. - Yeah.
- There's a news flash. - We saw him having a tea party...
- Lf we win, we can buy a new go-cart. - Here comes Cartman.
Dude, this is pretty f* *ked up right here.
That's a lovely dress you are wearing, Polly Prissypants.
No no no
...we're gonna watch the Bob Saget show.
Why, thank you, Peter Panda. It's a distinctive Earl Grey.
- I'm not your father. - But you were the guy she was with.
- We're gonna win $ 1 0,000. - Cartman will be famous.
- What do you mean? - Has anything troubled him recently?
There are no countries that start with the letter "X"
Care to put your tongue in my mouth?
- You are smart and cool. - Yes, you are strong, smart and cool.
- No. - Well, something is bothering him.
- This will be the funniest tape ever. - How much do we need?
Bob.