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Bless you, Son.
We're almost home, Dad.
Uh-oh. Tape must've fallen off.
- Good Lord! - Oh, how could you!
Welcome aboard the ship of...
Hmm. Well, I said I'd do it, so I guess I'll have to.
I can't imagine Dad running away like this.
Wow.! Have you ever seen so many robot cowboys?
We all blame you.
Blow up the AMC
I promised my dad one of my kidneys...
I rented all your favorite gorilla movies.
Na-na-na-na-na-na!
We wander the seven seas trying to forget.
Those bedtime stories began my lifelong love affair with the printed word.
All right. This is it. No more living in shame.
- But I don't want that. - Listen, I'm just gonna get right to the point here.
you won't be able to drink yourself stupid no more.
Come on, Doc. There's gotta be something I can do to help my dad.
My story of jilted love is long and bittersweet.
Now, Homer, this may sting just a tiny bit, but-
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Now come and meet the rest of the damned.
I'm not gonna let anything happen to my old dad.
Bang-bang!
Shelbyville Hospital!
Ahh, I'm the luckiest man in the world...
Now what'll you have, partner?
F MURRAY ABRAHAM
Can I have your buttocks? I mean, if you die. They look pretty comfortable.
Hey, Dad, that light says ''check engine.''
We didn't want to give them to him, but he overpowered us.
Come on, come on, come on, come on. Start, damn you!
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Everybody who wants an eyeball or a spine or a vestigial tail will be after you.
Oh, I blame myself for this.