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My very own Mongolian Trojan horse.
The Mongolians.
for thousands of years.
Man.
You hear me, Mongolian?!
There, I think that's got it.
I am the ghost of human kindness.
Oh hey, kid!
We know you can do it for us.
Look out for your brother, Kyle.
Then why don't you get into the back of my van,
I think not!
that can tell us where you are anywhere on Earth.
Oh, oh, Jesus, see me through this.
Night, pumpkin!
So weak, dude.
new findings on the increase in child abductions.
then Mongolians pop out and destroy wall from inside out
Sweetheart, you saw the news.
You come to break down my city wall?
No! Nooooo!
Does my war dance scare you, Mongolians?
Well, if you'll all excuse us.
Oh! Herro Mongolian!
I'm not a stereotype, okay?
People, what do you think we need to do?
are committed by the child's mother or father.
His name is Frederick Johnston.
The report further states that it is because
But why do I have to leave?
Oh boys, don't ever forget that we love you!
Finally.
the main reason, parents don't know where their children are.
I'm free, Mongolians!
They're starting to remember!
LOL
...And in other news,
Children who are taken by strangers!
The... uh, no, the part about being more trusting.
That's not what the new study says!
Agh, oh God... just a dream.
My chair ran out of juice right on these train tracks!