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We've come to raise money for our friend, Chef.
God-damned, I hate that Cochran guy. If he was here in front of me, I'd be like,
Boy, do we!
2 x 2 x 2 x 3 x 5 x 5 = 600
Yes, of course. I'll buy three Crispy Yum-Yums.
Chef is the guy who told us to do a country album.
Juju Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Now think about that. That does NOT MAKE SENSE.
Ladies and gentlemen of the *jury
Hey, Elton, if I give you these lyrics, will you write a song for my girlfriend, Wendy?
...hangin' out with bands, goin' to lavish parties, lovin' many, many women.
Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does NOT MAKE SENSE!
I made about $410,300, but-
Wish me luck, children.
You know I do want you Your flavors smell of peanuts peanuts
WHO DID THIS?! YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, YOU BASTARDS!
Well all right. Maybe I will go. I'll play them my version of the song.
And so, in summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you've heard...
You are a lying ball of turd, Mr. Hat!
Yeah! Back when I used to be in the rock business.
Anyway-
I couldn't raise the $2 million to hire Johnny Cochran, and now I have to go to jail.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense!
...it would be much simpler, but much less magical.
Ladies and gentleman, this is Chew bacca.
What are you bastards doing?
And what happened then? Well, in South Park they say...
What are you all looking at? This is just between me and Mr. Hat.
But we can put our money together with the money you made...
Eh, of course! Here you go. Leaving so soon?
Four.
I need some help over here! Please help! I think he's got third-degree burns!
I'm sure that would scare the hell out of him, Cartman.
Fire!
Sure, kid. But I would retain exclusive worldwide rights,
We went to a bunch of rock stars'n sold them candy bars to raise the money you needed.