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Kha-a-a-an!
See, here's your rainy-day money, and I balanced our chequebook too.
I'm sorry, Lois. I just wanted our son to be Jewish so he'd be smarter.
I guess you can tell him I said hi. But don't make me sound desperate.
- Hello, sir. - Enough foreplay. What you sellin'?
That's only to fool the man from the draft board.
Lois, I appreciate the marshmallow and fish casserole,
7 x 197 = 1379
Meg, take Stewie upstairs.
But for you the sky's the limit. We're gonna go to that synagogue and turn you Jewish!
No, Lois. I'm gonna make Chris Jewish.
I'm Irish; I drink and I ban homosexuals from marching in my parade. Now get my money.
We got us one o' them self-hatin' Jews.
- That's OK, Peter. - People have done that for too damn long!
- Hey. - He did it.
Right?
Watch who you're calling a child, because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you?