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Besides, a person's religion is no guarantee of success.
No, Mother, I do not think I'd be better off married to a chimp.
What?!
and blow through it in about 20 minutes.
How the hell did you know I'm an accountant?
He's a family guy
- Stop this travesty right now. - So Bar Mitzvahs are travesties, huh?
Ah, what the hell.
It just says "volcano insurance" over and over again.
Shh.
He left the toilet seat up.
But I hear you people have such lovely services.
Let me buy the drinks, Quagmire.
- Ooh, my. How exotic. - Thank you...?
Last chance, Brian.
Quick, I need to borrow your car. I've got a Bar Mitzvah to stop.
- You balanced our chequebook? - Yep. Isn't that right, Max?
but I'm sorry, I can't eat this.
I'm gonna call my mother right now and tell her to tell that chimp across the street...
third who are the first two ben and jerry
You-you are a very funny man.
That's what you said when you talked me out of getting cloud insurance.
Dad, can you help me with my math?
- He's gonna help with my math homework. - Chris, he's just a baby.
- I don't have your money! - How about that money?
- Why won't you let me get laser surgery? - I just don't think it's safe.
Right?