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Lousy dog.
My mistake.
- You what? - In my young life,
Doreen. She's cheated on you with everyone.
Okay, everybody, take a break.
Make that 16.
NIXONIAN
Uh... the sun did that.
I know this is hard on you. But in time, you'll come to see it's for the best.
You know, my wife Shirley, she's the real crossword ace in our family.
- The gay guy? - That's not all I am!
SHE WANTS TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE
Until then, this stand is closed.
You sure you're not mad?
Who are you?
and that when women say they're not mad, they're madder than ever?
Any-hoo, I heard how good you are at breaking up couples.
Have fun drinking your lemonade, babies!
And master puzzle constructor Merl Reagle!
Oh, baby, you are the breakup king.
Oh, right.
"Losin' It": "Risque '80s teen flick."
Buy a cup, or I punch my sister!
Wow, it's almost as if Dad planted that message.
- Have I made the bet yet? - I got it.