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What are you talking about? You can't weigh the ocean.
Ah! Ah!
What? I know, right?! It's pretty galling.
* On which we used to rely? *
Punish! Your! Toilet!
I don't need to tell you how serious this is.
No, Your Honor, I did not.
That's part of the interview and everything.
They're all told to wear a pair of their dads' pants.
that's what I meant by "doing the dishes"?
It kind of got twisted up in our scuffle there.
but are somehow never there when people need them?
Wait, Larry! I was framed! I bet it was Marla!
I'm sorry, I'm tryin' to read the Costco Connection here.
Some Grey security tubs have gone missing.
Dammit, Peter! You're making me crazy!
Hey, are you doing anything on Friday?
Peter, do you want to go mini golfing? Yes.
You're basically un-fireable. What do you mean?
my complaints about you so he can back you up.
He's gonna tell my wife stuff, I'm gonna tell his wife a few things.
Sounds good. All right, well, I'm up at the podium.
Uh, should I also put down "appointment"?
That's right, Cleveland had a deli! We should check there!
you've got a job. As my fourth best friend.
ANNOUNCER 2: I'll say, Gary. What's the count?
Great job! The worst thing a passenger can do
I'm not even sure if that's good. It's scary good.
Hey, that's what friends are for.
in the Wrangler Jeans commercials beat their wives.
And since he eats, like, nine candy bars a day,
O is for Outback Steakhouse
No, I don't know what that means. Oh, "means."
I'm gonna play "Locomotive Breath" by Jethro Tull while he runs.
Well, now, now, hold on a minute...