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Interesting. Interesting.
What do you think, doc marten? Let’s get this man fitted for a pair of lesbian shoes
That's a perfect example. You put no effort into this marriage.
S is for steak
Funny Bunny Says
All anybody remembers about your argument is that you're in a wheelchair!
ANNOUNCER 2: Right you are, Gary. I'm gonna see if I can hit him with my apple.
* Nah nah nah nah Family Guy, nah nah start the credits *
and ranch dressing, you fat !
Why the hell would you do something stupid like that?
That's not entirely their fault.
ANNOUNCER 2: It's two to two in the bottom of the sixth,
All right, let's dope her up good. Turn that mouth off.
See? I told you this guy wasn't cool.
Hey, what's going on here?
We now return to Major League Baseball
Oh, wow. Now that you mention it, everybody does look kind of dumpy.
Uh, I mean, I have ducks on my feet.
After the dog? After the dog.
Hi. Are you the next crazy person?
Shh-shh-shh. Ah, the green shirt went by again!
I think that might be over the line.
Where in the hell did you get the idea that
You are doing deliberately odd things
Okay, guys, Lois wants me to find Cleveland.
Well, he wasn't by the sno-cones!
I'd never do that. 'Cause that'd mean I'd have to talk to Donna,
ANNOUNCER 3: No idea, Bill. But you know, that guy hasn't blinked this entire game.
No, Peter, the problem is you.
As bad as those 19 hijackers were,
I have a duty to this country.
"Shoehorns."
She also weirdly told me that she squatted 250 today.