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* Laugh and cry *
Well, good news, fatass, 'cause now there's the Outback Steakhouse Extreme!
I just... I just like the Pacific Ocean!
Okay, now, see? She didn't say "good morning" to me,
What are you talking about? I'm a cop.
If it goes around 30 times in five minutes, you get to have a Diet Coke!
Interesting. Interesting.
You're playing a dangerous game, Scott!
Did I say "shoehorn"? Yes. Okay.
Peter, what did you do?
and see who buys luggage at the airport.
Boy, Larry, there's a lot to remember.
is to just drive around town and see if we can spot him.
and that's... that's just, like, "ugh."
Yeah, her breasts and her stomach are different parts of her body!
This is a problem that requires more tweed.
* All the things that make us *
Hmm.
Cleveland helped me see that our entire relationship
when you do make fun of me, it'll hurt more.
Well, now, now, hold on a minute...
Hey, cheer up, Cleveland.
Oh. W-Wait, that's real? I thought that was, like, a Make-A-Wish thing.
You know, that's a not-half-bad idea.
I'll miss the way you reminded people about their belts.
That's how I can always tell which guys
Son of a whore! Give me some milk!
Marla, I think we should just be ugly friends.
Well, time to put on my spaghetti hat!
I love today!
You see, the whole thing we're going for here at the TSA is a sort of bored fascism.