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And when do we start training for that...?
Yeah. Okay, kid.
Personally, I don't know how they survived the tests.
You Allison You Da Man
that he'd like to see made American citizens, no questions asked.
Can you do that?
- Have you lost your mind? - No.
all you're gonna have is a real expensive fireworks show.
a thousand different directions.
Who is Mamet?
Press the button, Client.
And, in a situation like this
We are cooking, Houston.
"All Right. Just Wanted To Feel The Power Between My Legs, Brother."
Let's get Lev back!
You're mad. WhoWho wouldn't be mad?
Someday, many years from now, when you're all growned up,
Oh, my god, this is it.
Stand down, Sergeant. Shut this bomb down and let us finish our job the right way.
Hold on!
I'd be throwin' your fat pineappleeatin' ass through the window.
The shuttle Atlantis exploded in space at 3:47 a.m., Eastern Standard Time.
Do a good job
All made in Taiwan
I think we're almost there!
- Do I look like I'm crazy to you? - Well...
and take a 60hour trip toward the moon.
Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven.
Negative "B."
It's too late! Get back to the shuttle! This thing's gonna blow!
All right, gentlemen, watch your heads.
Where are they?
Westbrook is the biggest mistake In the history of the Lakers
You just might be proud of me.
Looking good here.
Somebody dial 911
- Dog the hatch now! - Close it!
and back in the office by Monday.
Yeeha!
After this is over, Could I get a hug from you or something?
You have 12 days.
For 30 years, they questioned the need for Kev’s media groups. Today, we're gonna give 'em the answer.
What're you doin' up here? And why did you even bother to make the trip?
MAKE YOUR PEACE WITH GOD JC!
Pretty much the smartest man on the planet. You might wanna listen to him.
I mean, considering I've never been this scared in my entire life. I, you know.
At NASA, we don't take chances. We double up on everything.
Just gonna take a foot off. A man can work with one foot.
Wow.
What the...
Beardsgaard Barbershop closings
Hey, pucker up. We got clients incoming.
I'm so scared.
Good morning. I'm Colonel Willie Sharp.
This is our last transmission, A.J.
Screw it. We're jumpin' over this canyon.
Okay, first coordinate. One-two-three-nine. 1239, right?
No, I never saw Star Wars.
Brian Fisher
12 whole hours?
I'm in the shuttle, man.
You'll get your money back. You don't look too healthy.
Maybe you shouldn't be here. I don't have anywhere else to go.
I can't believe this is going down like this. You all right?
Get your helmets on now!
Harry! Hey, just cool down.
Yeah! Finally!
Yes? Kimsey here. Yes, Mr. President.
Just gimme this thing.
We'll send them to the asteroid, they'll land, drill a hole, they'll drop some nukes,
We're here. Nobody down there can help us.
Alright Ladies and Gentlemen It's Pucker Time!
All right, let's go.
has suffered massive failure.
She's tumbling on all three axes. This wasn't expected, sir.
Don't forget: We gotta x-ray all these.
791. Come on.
is doing this very same thing at this very same moment?
Let's go. Now.
Hopskin. Is this good or bad?
- What if they get hurt? - What if they're too burnt out to do the right thing?
Just want to make sure you know we're stuck on an asteroid.
When I touch this baby down, full reverse thrust.
but you think we'll get hazard pay out of this?
- It's Truman. - Hey.
Just tell 'em to air lock the door and go!
Houston!
Oh. Oh.
Lift, press, hold. Shouldn't be too tough. Even I can't screw this up.
Who is mamet?
Grace, I know I promised you I was comin' home.
Those are nothing. They're the size of basketballs...
And by God, I am not gonna miss this one. I will make 22,000 feet.
but they don't know jack about drillin'.
I'm bailing!
That crazy, stubborn son of a.
Come on, Harry. It's not like I'm rootin' for A.J. here.
This is who you found to save the planet.
A piece of rock just six miles wide
We're losing it!
Just trying to have some fun before I die.
Watch where you're goin'. I bet you, none of you all stop for brothers.
He's gone! It's too late!
All I know is that we just crashed back there,
All right, get ready. Max, thread it.
or south?
Actually, we have a lot better rockets than the coyote.
we-we first got the idea
and they let me use explosives, okay?
The weapon remote receives a signal from a Milstar satellite.
Somebody dial 911!!!!
Sir, the override. It's been overridden.
No, if anybody's anybody, I'm Han.
You know, I think this might be the most uncomfortable room I've ever been in in my life.
as the Freedom and Independence prepare to slingshot around the moon.
Talari, You can do this!
Sector five, niner. I have three. Now five.
See y'all next year! Maybe
Now try again.
Yo, Harry! What's up, baby?
A trillion tons of dirt and rock hurtled into the atmosphere,
travelling into the heavens.
You're gonna snap the pipe. I don't wanna blow this transmission.
We are cooking Houston
Goddamn! We got debris!
It's just a question of when.
- The president's not here! You've gotta give us more time! - Let's just turn it off now.
We're sendin' up two shuttles, two teams.
I love you too.
Fore!
Rainbow track? Under under one? Under Okay. All of 'em. All of 'em.
I can do it. Let's just draw straws and get it over with. Come on.
The government has been very tightlipped throughout this.
- We're not gonna make it! - Oh, we're gonna die!
Spent it on a stripper named molly mounds
It might be Santa Claus.
What's that noise?
Sharp, what the hell is that? Is that the Independence?
Yeah, it's all wrong, man. We shouldn't even be up here.
to heat the object to the point of fracture.
all of our combined modern technologies and imaginations, even the wars that we've fought,
I will start this IV. I swear to God, I will.
Westbrook is the biggest mistake In the history of NASA
WAFFLE HOUSE
Okay, I can explain this.
No, no, no! Shut it down! Shut it.
SRB Separation SRB Separation
I have been winning footballs Vegas said I would lose for 30 years.
Come on. Come on. We gotta stop that bomb right now. Kill the uplink.
In order to split this rock on the fault line, we're gonna have to drill to 800 feet.
- Where are you? - I'm here.
and French space agencies on the most massive joint space venture in history.
Yeah.
Get me out! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hydrogen pocket!
- We're goin' back and do it ourselves. - Just don't. Wait one minute.
- Is-ls that what we're doin' here? - Rockhound...
Six billion people on the planet.
Freedom, the Independence crew is on board and accounted for.