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WHEN THE BOSS SAYS YOU CAN CLOCK OUT FINALLY...WE CAN GO HOME
Do me a favour, will ya?
But I'd be damn proud to have you marry Grace.
This is way, way beyond pissed, though.
testing
- We're ready to transfer. - I'm coming. No problem.
I've been sent here by the secretary of defense
He's gonna be...
Can I get a hug from you or something?
We lost Gruber.
- Look, they're the best at what they do. - So am I.
That could take a week.
All right. A.J., come on! Make it fast!
can you please bring my fiancee home with you?
*cries*
But that's what makes it so intense, is it's so confused. I can't really figure it out.
Yeah! Finally! We can stream!
Going to be retrofitted with your drilling arm.
So if you don't mind, how about if we just get on with it?
The president will be addressing the nation and all of you personally within the hour.
when the dinosaurs roamed a lush and fertile planet.
the sun was powerless to penetrate...
Otherwise, what the hell are we tryin' to save?
Make my own hours, nobody shoots me in the leg.
That’s five words.
It's not going to Mars any more. It's gonna try to save this planet.
Okay, gentlemen, you're our warriors up there. God be with you.
Yes, sir.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! It's gonna blow! - It's how we lost Max!
Pretty intense, huh?
Now. Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Colonel! That thing's comin' right for We got to move!
That’s five words.
But they haven't drilled the damn hole yet!
Come on, Watts. Come on, come on.
Right for us at 22,000 miles an hour.
Freedom, telemetry is looking good.
Yo, Harry, you the man.
T minus 31. You're go for autosequence start.
This could be a surprise missile attack.
I'll tell you one thing that really drives me nuts is people who Think Jethro Tull Is Just A Person In The Band.
- Hey, Harry. - Yeah, Rock?
Get down!
I know how to fix it. Please, move.
It hit with the force of 10,000 nuclear weapons.
You okay, buddy? Don't worry about it. Hang in there.
Uhoh.
Welcome back, cowboy.
Two, one, mark!
because I'll bust your head with a sledgehammer.
Hurry up, Lev, because we're about a mile off the asteroid!
You're geniuses. You're the guys that think this shit up.
Why don't you put the gun down?
of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun.
- What kind of damage are we...? - Damage?
I'm gonna flip ya. What's the matter with you?
We are faced with the very gravest of challenges.
Of course I'm in.
Thanks, Harry. Would you mind lettin' me run my own team?
Give this to Truman.
you're gonna dock with the Russian space station to meet cosmonaut Andropov
we go to DEFCON three.
You shove that all in a sheep's stomach, then you boil it.
Okay Come on, guys!
- Hard locked. - Ready for transfusion!
They better.
It's a matter of urgent national security.
and most of the small particles have been vaporized.
Freedom, turn on your FOD radar.
Today, we're gonna give 'em the answer.
Ooh! Astronauta.
Whatever you think.
- If anything should happen... - I know Harry.
Rain all you want, you son of a bitch.
for the summer.
five words I wanna hear from you right now.
Dating apps be like:
We know they're not missiles. Now what the hell is it?
Whoa. Very cool. I could take out this asteroid singlehandedly.
Hurry, Watsler. For Christ's sake, hurry.
- Ahh! How long does this last? - Six Gs.
This is Houston. Roger that, Freedom. We copy.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, it's pucker time.
What is this thing? It's an asteroid, sir.
Fuel is pumping.
Roger, Freedom. You're looking good.
So what's the verdict?
It's our last transmission, last drill head.
Westbrook is the biggest mistake In the history of the Lakers
Son of a Bitch
It just came on all by itself. What the hell's happening?
Something gets launched off that asteroid with enough force,
Hold breath or lung freezes!
Why'd you guys call me?
- This is it! - Harry!
I wanna jot down all your pearls of wisdom here.
I’ve been watching Brady play in Super Bowls for 30 years
Switch on the personnel locators.
It's a top secret joint venture with the Air Force.
But we're trying to bounce a signal...
Is there a problem, Colonel?
se acabo el viernes
Well, no, no, no, no, no.
Just relax. She can handle it.
that I'm sorry...
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where you guys takin' her?
She's a vicious lifesuckin' bitch from which there's no escape.
Now you wanna send these boys into space, fine.
What would Harry do?
And by god I'm not gonna miss that one. I will make June 24th!
Slow it down.
The human thirst for excellence,
We're on the varsity team. Take it to 11,000.
Why don't you go find your own party?
What are you smilin' about?
Gracie grew up to become a fullblown hottie, you know?
Oh, no! God!
- I want my men to have tomorrow night off. - What do you mean "off"?
I'm not going anywhere
I will make 800 feet. I swear to God, I will.
Whoa, whoa, Harry. It's gettin' real.
What're you talkin' about? The hole? Whoa, whoa!
I ju... No, I-I told her how to use it. I didn't show her, Harry.
To do the right thing, to see that it's done.
Some of these guys are pretty big.
There's some stuff in here I ain't never seen.
Okay. Well, this thing's not movin'.
How you doin'? Miss Stamper.
"I need you to keep on working."
- It confuses him. - No, I know. I just...
Kennedy, we see you. And you never looked so good.
- You wanna go home? Is that it? You wanna be fired? - No, I don't.
- Bear? - Yeah. I'm here, Harry.
- Let's drill through this turd. - Come on, boys.
- What does this do for communications? - Not good.
Gentlemen, welcome to our weightless environmental training facility.
Houston, Independence is a dead stick. They're not gonna make it.
God, I hate knowing everything.
We cannot use your "U.S. Air Force Personnel Only" drill time card.
- We are single-engine, press, demigo. - Copy, press, demigo.
I will make 1000 streams. I swear to God I will.
They're gone.
And you don't know how to work them, what happens to you?
before the asteroid passes this plane, zero barrier.
- Independence, telemetry is up and running. - Oh, my God.
You're NASC for crying out Loud! You built the Process