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I'm gonna get you outta there!
Ten Gs!
They didn't ask to be here. They got pulled off the street.
Here's the bad news. Before the asteroid passed the moon,
- Dennis, I'm almost there. - Houston, Pete's lookin' real strong.
At FMI, we don't take chances with meetings. We double up on everything!
Send another pipe down! Right now!
James Harden Right Now...
Anyway, I just thought
I'll take him down.
Independence and Freedom, this is Kennedy firing room. We're T minus one minute.
Enough with this anomaly horseshit!
Talk about the WRONG STUFF
Something's not right. Too much time has gone by.
All right. We're in. Another light. We're cuttin' through pretty good.
We have these new generation suits with directional accelerant thrusters.
Don't do this! Harry!
Mayday, Houston, mayday! We've lost RCS thrusters!
Two. One!
Hitting the rock from the outside won't do the job.
Your boyfriend’s back
Eight whole months?
When I get back, when we get this job done,
I will make 800 feet. I swear to God, I will.
to prevent its own extinction.
- Come on, A.J.! - Punch it!
Let's get our game faces on. Now it's time for underwater simulation.
So don't be surprised if he's a little... off.
I'll run the drill team on Freedom with Chick, Rockhound and Max.
- EVA. - Go flight.
Yeah it's all wrong man... We shouldn't even be here!!
- Makes you feel good, doesn't it? - Yeah.
Okay, your rockets are maximum.
Now when you've finished
Multiple bogies! Multiple bogies!
Now here's the key. You're gonna remote detonate the bomb...
Go get my phone book, will you? Get my phone book.
North...
You got less than a minute. Don't think I won't blow this thing.
But I'll
Pucker time
- Maxie. - I swear, Mama. I'm...
My favourite dish is haggis. Heart, lungs, liver. You shove all that in a shitpost...that'll put hair on your ass
Depressurize in 30 seconds.
Not sure if that's gonna work, but let's see what else.
Aah!
A.J.! What the hell was that?
Welcome, everybody!
Those words are:
Rohams advisors are wrong NFL All Day is right
Mr. Chick Chapel, at the craps table.
Toby is a grid 9
Hey, Harry, would you let me run my team, please?
is to confirm that and find out exactly what that means.
Houston, do you copy? Freedom shuttle has...
Japan's gone. Australia's wiped out.
We're not getting a damn thing on the inertial nav system.
I wanna name her Dottie, after my wife.
-
You see that?
Quick, shut it off!
Somebody dial 9-1-1
You are maxed at 40 percent spin.
Max, downshift and put it in reverse. We gotta get that pipe outta there.
Shuttles are ready for the burn around the moon.
Eight Gs. Hang tight!
All right, people, listen up. Settle down and focus.
Up?
hold on real tight and, uh, hope we don't die.
Goddamit A.J.!
Just let it out.
- Watts, air lock the cockpit now! - I copy you.
No thanks
Okay, gentlemen, so here's the flight plan.
We bring in the world's best deepcore driller.
Houston, you're not gonna believe this,
Now, the gazelle's a little spooked,
Dino Let’s go
Mostly Covid, Chia. God, I hate knowing everything.
Daddy!
I'll decide what's important. We've got 800 feet to drill.
You're already heroes. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.
All right. What'd we glitch?
You got that? Okay. I quit.
I'm so proud of you.
Way down under.
you really don't wanna take the advice from a man who got a C-minus in astrophysics.
Freedom's on the bridge. Attention in the firing room.
Did crazy Willy put you up to this?!?
Nah, this looks like 100 grand to me.
- Damn it, 11,000. - Slow it down, A.J.
Now we only have one shot of landing on this rock,
They've still got two men trapped in there!
You know what? How about just, "A.J., I'm sorry",
are suggesting that a nuclear blast could change this asteroid's trajectory.
Write a report, why don't ya? That'll be.
Please step away. Radio signal's dead.
"And When Do We Start Training For That?"
Take care of yourself, kid.
And you're you're Chewbacca.
I wish I could be there to walk you down the aisle.
Uhoh.
when you quit askin' me these questions and help us load this transmission on.
Terrible idea.
Maybe you shouldn’t be here. I don't have anywhere else to go.
NEVER MISSED AN ALLOCATION I'VE AIMED FOR
but I would really like this responsibility.
General, he wants you.
- What about you? - I'm in.
How big are we talking?
They'll do it. They've made a few requests though.
Coming back online
IS THIS GOOD OR BAD?
You know, drilling's a science. It's an art.
You know what? I do not have much pleasure being near God's ear.
It was funny for a minute. It's not funny any more.
Guys, the clock is tickin'. Let's go, go, go, go, go!
- Engine seals check. Pressure seals check. - Oh, God. Oh!
All they got to do is Sell? That's It
we jump this thing, we float right over it.
Get up and get your clothes on.
We win, Gracie!
What happened? Let me shut off the O2 feed!
Something's going on here. I'm gonna find out what it is.
Tune in next week.
- Chick, walk 'em down. - So where's this hole you need dug?
Your Stouffer’s pot pie’s been on the table nearly ten hours
been on the table almost ten hours.
JP
II don't know. The-The thrusters not working. I hate this machine!
Good bye Julio
No sign of the Armadillo.
I got some magic happening. We're bouncing off Russian and French satellites.
But now look at this. The lunar gravity's put her in a spin.
Where's Harry?
Shut up, Colonel. I'm talking now.