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Yeah, I'm just in town doin' a little astronaut training.
We'll give you the go-ahead from down here when it's in alignment.
When we know, you'll know.
It's a gas pocket!
1 more time around the sun
- Countdown clock will hold at... - Copy that, Houston. Prepping for fuel transfer.
We’re staying… we’re going make up your minds?!
Are they green? Are they green?
I got a man out there too. We gotta evac now.
Quand je refactorise le code du nouveau
Okay. Shut down. Uh.
Re...
... ...
I got a little animal cracker, Discovery Channel thing happenin' right here.
Mr. Stamper, I'm General Montgomery, commander of the Pacific air forces.
All right, men, this is what we trained for. Now just suck it up!
Hi, Harry.
- Ecos. - Go flight.
Do you think they can drill 250 feet in an hour?
Basically the worst parts of the bible
and they let me use explosives, okay?
Watch the gazelle, as he grazes through the open plains.
The first time I got my period,
not as the leader of a country,
Hey, Sharp.
Give me 15 more seconds!
Saddam Hussein is bombing us!
Max, okay, you're talkin' about my little girl, all right?
- How deep are we? - 770 deep.
For God's sakes, think about what you're doin'.
Rockhound, keep on that transmission.
Can they physically survive the trip? That's all I need to know here, okay?
Harry, I love you! Don't, Harry! Wait a minute!
thought you guys should meet.
Crazy Willie put you up to this?
- Whoa, they got problems. - The gauges are spiking.
Oh, shit.
Well, I'm only the best because I work with the best.
- Ooh. - Check your hoses. We got some thermal variation.
You might wanna start with every bar in New Orleans.
We have visual of the target, Houston.
Nice.
How old are you?
And liftoff.
Take it up, baby! Ram it home!
And I don't blame you for my mother leaving.
I'm goin' as fast as I can! There's a lot of gas pressure!
- We have liftoff. - We are cooking, Houston.
Neil Armstrong, 1969, bouncing on the moon.
The person that finds her gets to name her, right?
that I couldn't have done it without him, none of it.
We got robbery, assault, arrest, resisting arrest.
I want to go shopping!! Me too! But this a PANDEMIC!
You can't. Why don't you stay here?
Look Is he getting this? Does he hear me or What's wrong with this?
Well, I think they feel...
Houston!
This is the lever!
- Don't lose 'em, Malloy. - Sharp, I'm getting something.
Tell me you've never let anybody down before.
We're drilling through some kind of metal I've never seen before.
And we need to know what's wrong with it pretty quick.
You got any more bullets in that gun, Sharp?
We're stayin', we're goin'. Make up your minds.
Now, if you're not too busy, maybe you can give us a hand with this transmission.
The end of mankind.
I need you to keep on working.
What's it gonna be like up there?
I wanna get that Hubble movin', and I want it now.
Get serious, Harry. Come on. While we're off trottin' the globe, hunting mud,
- before we strike oil. - Aw, Chick, I ain't gonna kill him.
- Get in here. We gotta go. - Yah!
We’re playing… We’re going Make up your minds??
When the laxative kicks in
Probably the only black man on a big dog in Kadoka, South Dakota.
I'll tell you one thing that really drives me nuts...
of what makes a cracker a cracker.
Lev, Lev, I can't do anything!
Where's the other shuttle? What happened to the other shuttle?
Suggest we start reeling Pete in.
Who's that for? Mr. Ed?
I'm gonna give you three seconds to shut this bomb down, and then I'm gonna make you shoot me.
Here at downtown NASA, we call this monster "Armadillo."
Coming around behind the asteroid,
I-I have to take you away if you don't move.
Sir, the clock has stopped at three seconds. What?
Make this happen.
- Can they still take off? - We hope so.
Secure the bomb!
Watts! Let's go, let's go!
Kinda tingly
- Can you do that for me? - Whatever you say.
you may lose the ability to detonate the nuke... permanently.
You boys got those wills filled out correctly?
Rockhound had to take me into Taipei for Tampax...
that the drilling was unsuccessful.
- Get it before we lose 'em. - We're also having electric and antenna difficulties.
You've been a hero of mine for a long time,
Nobody asked you if you could live with it, all right?
- There's no one else. - I know.
We are going down!
- I think maybe workin' now. - No, Lev, it's not working!
Who's gonna run the other rig? How about Benny? He's good.
The Bible calls this day Armageddon, the end of all things.
See this diamond? Yeah.
Whoa!
Well, keep goin'. I'm not givin' up.
I love this astronaut stuff.
Just drill.
Harry, you want to watch your man.
Keep tryin'.
"All Right. Just -Just Wanted To Feel The Power Between My Legs, Brother."
Make the call.
Even if the asteroid itself hits the water, it's still hitting land.
Houston, the tower is clear. They're all yours.
Yes! We did it!
Lev, why don't you just do humanity a favour and just shut the hell up?
Iron ferrite.
- All right, boss. - Throw it in fourth, then drop the hammer.
He'll be all right.
You tell me you don't have a backup plan,
Sysco
Hey, wait a minute! How do you turn this thing off?
Finally..................... We can go home!
You're wrong. I love my life.
Hoho.
Emergency break away!
You see what's goin' on. These boys are ready to snap.
Are you suggesting that we blow this thing up from the inside?
We're goin' in! We're comin' in hot!
All these rubber hoses gotta go, Max. Count 'em up.
And uhh... When do we start training for that?
You’ll have a big canopy Solar winds will be caught by these molar sails…
So, 50% of all your brothers that live in Colorado do you like me the best? Thanks!
Now I'm not sure that shootin' him is takin' care of him.
General, if you consider your target,
Harry'll do it. I know it.
Karl. Karl! Karl.
- Do we have a problem? - No.
Good job!
The reason we were shooting for grid 8 is because...
That's why I told you, "Touch nothing."
Oh. Forget it!
All they gotta do is drill? That's it.
I suppose being your father doesn't count, huh?
- The com's down. - What do you mean, "the com's down"?
And after seven minutes, we may never hear from them again.
Listen, Harry, A.J. is my choice.
Percussive Maintenance
Who's OJ Simpson?
You've been tearin' up rotors and you can't figure out why.
Uh, Harry wanted you to have this.
Unicoins future! Coming soon 2024
Look at those nice pipes.
I will deal with this in my own way.
through all of the wrongs and the discord, through all of the pain and suffering,
In five years, you have never apologized to me this quickly.
I never seen one. Well, now you've seen one.
Would you like another drink? Yeah.
I've been ordered to override the system.