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This is the Earth at a time...
All right.
May they rest in peace. Amen.
Better than all of us.
- Where is he? - Anybody home?
You just stay right there. I'll be right back.
High thumb. You are man, Harry.
She and her sister ship in Vandenberg are leaving for launch prep in Florida.
'Cause I'm trying to describe to you how these DATs keep your ass on the ground.
focused on the NASA mission taking place right now in the vast ocean of space,
All right, now I need to hear five words from you.
We-We haven't gotten to outer space yet.
So when the Rogue comet hit the asteroid belt, it sent shrapnel right for us.
- Oh, no, no. How-How you turn it off? - I got two men out on that rock!
Martial law has been implemented in 42 countries.
I'm under orders to protect a surface detonation.
- Clamp it down. - Watch your time, Independence team.
But you're bunch of shitposters
Baby,
And I Have Never, Never Missed A Depth That I Have Aimed For.
Solar Winds Will Be Caught By These Mylar Sails
We're Suing', We're Not'. Make Up Your Minds.
Tracking. They're 75 feet from the shuttle.
Oh, God, no!
Requesting permission to shake the hand
I mean, almost to the point of cutting off circulation.
like 70/30 or 80/20.
Thank you thank you thank you
100 employees say....
I'm here to give you a taste of that.
- Pull the thrusters! - Lev, look out!
Have you even Seen Star Wars?
Best logo imaginable. That's all you had to say.
We need you to train them down here.
Hey, Lev, the, uh, thethe pressure's climbing.
We're going, Harry. Houston.
Harry, all we're sayin' is, we're talkin' about a kid who's comin' into her own right now.
- Trajectory. - Go flight.
Space Command is reporting negative. That is zero global launches.
Drive it down, A.J.!
ok so this scene from den, thanks.
The remote detonator on the bomb has been damaged.
Canyons of razorsharp rock. Unpredictable gravitational conditions.
Lift, press, hold. That's it.
I love you so much, Daddy.
Yeah.
I will fly that dildo, I swear to god I will
Suck it up! This is what we’ve trained for!!!
Laxatives kicking in
- Yeah! Kid, way to go! - I knew it, baby!
Why? Just get in the Armadillo. I have an idea.
Somebody dial 911
What did I do?
Lev!
When someone offers you that vaccine
Your space flight's gonna be a brutal assault on your senses.
after this is over, could I, like, get a hug from you or somethin'?
ok, that's fucking retarded, all you had to say
All right, Chick. Give me more torque on the turbine, huh?
I, um, want to apologize to you for...
And I have never, never missed an inflation target that I have aimed for...
Trackin' A.J. He's climbin'.
Dan, get them out of there.
- Uh... - I'll
Gruber's dead.
-Is this going to hit us? - We're efforting that as we speak, sir.
When someone asks how 2020 has been so far
Lev, the right engine hub. Houston, I'm getting no response from the preflight sequence.
What about having a life, Harry?
that the, the government, the U.S. government can come up with.
Damn! Max, Rock, get in here!
Have we lost complete radio contact?
- Yeah, man, I had a hunch on that. - Let me tell you something.
Hey, Bear.
It's where the coyote sat his ass down in a slingshot...
Oh, good, 'cause I kinda wanted to get back to this whole thing...
Why don't we just send up 150 nuclear warheads and blast that rock apart?
Three. Two. One.
- Frost, you good to go? - Mmhmm. One One sec.
This is not workin' out, Harry.
Okay, guys. All go, no quit. How ya doin' down there? Good?
We gotta cut it out before we can send that bomb down. A.J.!
You don't want to be up in that shuttle any more than I do.
But boy, I wanted to go up there.
Four. Three. Two. One.
And this is Harry tellin' me it's not good enough.
It could start again. It might've been a warning.
That's easy for you to say. I owe 100 grand to a badass loan shark...
And I'm not so optimistic.
and we have one chance to save this planet!
SRB Separation
My men and I will go and get this hole dug!
What happened?
Go over it again, Lev.
No nukes! No nukes! No nukes!
You. You. You there!
Harry, this is not funny!
Oh, man.
- Oh, my God! - Hi, you're my hero.
- Armadillo's off the scope. - I think we've had a blowout.
It’s nine words.
Yeah, but he wasn't very good.
I don't think it's too much to ask to let 'em spend it with their families.
What's up, baby? Yeah, baby. What's up? What's up?
Russell Westbrook is the biggest mistake In the history of the Lakers
- We've got incoming. - I got tracks.
Rohams advisers are wrong. NFL All Day is right
- Oh, are you all right? - Oh, blew the tranny. Blew the tranny.
We've lost all contact.
HODL!!
All right! Good! Crank it loose!
If we lose the shuttle com, when do we lose the ability to remote detonate that nuke?
Kinda Tingly
It's the Size of a Japanese Woman, Mr. President. Yes, Not Even the Symbols Will Survive
- She good to go? - Yeah, I'm all set.
Well, our object collision budget's a million dollars.
Hey, Rock. You know, wait a minute.
Captain America here blew the landing by 26 miles.
Who wrote this thing, by the way? We're losing come again.
What? You're not astronaut?
Sorry about the rib chunks all over your dashboard.
Main valves have been activated.
Thought you oughta take a look.
like 98 percent excited, 2 percent scared.
He's the only one in your age bracket, Grace.
Hang on, Little Richard. I'm comin'!
Coming back
I want you to check, recheck and then do it all over again.
You know I want Rockhound.
Oh, no.
Freedom on the left, Independence on the right.
Oh, baby, I wanna have babies with you.
and I forgive you.
We got eight hours.
So who's the hypocrite here, Harry, huh?
Because I am like you.
You the man!
- Yeah! - Way to go, baby! Harry!
Start roll manoeuvre.
Don’t have time! Got no time!
He's going to be...
I know what I'm talkin' about. We can punch through this. We can knock this outta the park.
Secondary protocol.
All right. Hold on. I'm pushin' through her.
Fail. Fail. Depressively fail.
Please advise. That's four hours past the zero barrier. Please advise.
Yeah it’s all wrong man We shouldn’t even be out here
I know it, baby, but there won't be anything to be scared of soon.
Mr. President, the shuttle Atlantis just exploded in space.
Our electrical system is screwed. I'm going to backup. Fuel seals check.
Talk about the wrong stuff.
I wanted to be one of those guys with a mission patch on my arm.
What he's trying to say, General, is that, uh, in 12 minutes' time,
If it's not too much trouble,
Pretty much the worst parts of the Bible
- Colonel, we must get him out of there! - A.J., come on out!
You stick that in me, I'm gonna stab you in the heart with it.
If we don't put this bomb down in a hole 800 feet onto a fault line,