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Just a few things here.
- Stand by. - Okay. I'm not going anywhere.
Unidentified tracks. My screen's full.
Will you marry me?
Two: I want NORAD, Space Command and the 50th tactical,
Plastic ice cream scoop? What'd that cost? About $400.
Oh, okay, okay, we're floating into outer space.
Can you handle it?
Who is Mamet?
Still, we're on fuel transference.
A home run! The Cubs win the World Series! Ah.
This is what you found to fake being an artist
I swear to God, she never told me her age.
Houston, do you copy? This is Harry Stamper.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, I can handle it. Yeah, I can handle it.
Somebody dial 911
This is CAPCOM Houston.
- Mr. Stamper? - Yeah, I'm Harry Stamper.
Senior Pentagon officials refused comment, adding fuel to the speculation...
Woman with medium breasts.
Unpack the judge
Come on! Come on! Get in here! A.J.'s stuck in the fuel pod!
Doesn't matter where it hits.
“Hot Rod” in wildwood!
- I'm comin' down! - We got 250 feet to go.
We've got hits from Finland to South Carolina.
Westbrook is the biggest mistake In the history of NASA
White House. White House.
I mean, this is, this is historic.
What's happening?
Keep it at 25. Let's kick a little asteroid butt!
For all we know, tomorrow night could be the last night they ever see Earth.
Mind if we take a look at her now?
needs my expert advice?
we're now in the final hours of the mission,
- Are you in trouble with the law again? - No, Mama.
Tractor pull.
You tell us why we're here at the NASA Space Center.
So the scariest number imaginable. Thanks
- Independence, we're gonna put you... - All right, crew.
We're gettin' tight for ignition, Freedom.
You don't work for Harry any more, okay? Out there, you gotta listen to me.
- I float away. - Yeah.
Yeah.
Houston, you have a problem. Problem.
It's Harry Stamper. You see Bear, you tell him Harry's lookin' for him.
You are about five minutes older than Grace is. Why should I listen to you?
General, we've got 11,000 people at NASA trying to figure that out right now.
I understand.
- We have a national security matter. - Good for you.
You’ve got beach dementia!
Get him, Richard. Sic him. If I wasn't no Christian,
We can remote detonate the bomb for only another five minutes.
- They're detonating this thing from Earth. - What do you mean, detonating?
Chick, the tranny's stuck. Harry!
- Fourteen thousand miles an hour. - Four Gs.
That’s five words.
Do you have a backup plan? NO WE DO NOT HAVE A BACKUP PLAN
Thanks a lot. I appreciate it.
Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy?
I'll, uh, try not to disappoint you.
Goddamn it!
If I build the drill
In Russia I'm a very big man.
- The ground's cracking! - Earthquake!
I'll take care of this. Get him out of the tank, Chick.
I can't get it on!
What are you, a freakin' cyborg? What does that mean?
It's on fire.
Time's a luxury we don't have. What?
You don't got a gun on you now, do you?
You know, Harry, there are only...
Freddie, you all right? Does this look okay to you?
Abc Hjf
We have acquisition of signal from Independence and Freedom.
Hello.
Hey, you guys wouldn't be able to tell us who actually killed Kennedy, would ya?
TIME!! I got no time!!
797! 99!
Three dozen research calls, and every time, the same man is recommended.
So this is the part where we're supposed to just
Yo, Vladi, you the man.
I have an assessment report due now. We're supposed to be at 200 feet.
That’s five words.
You don't trust the men you're working with, you're as good as dead.
- So that if I were to kick you in the balls. - Ooh.
You know about this, Rockhound?
Gentlemen, remember the Russian space station has been up there for 11 years.
to wage this terrible battle.
Baby, you have such sweet pillow talk.
Karl! Your Stouffer's pot pie's...
This is why I don't touch TS files, okay?
Max!
Have you even seen star wars?
So 50% of your brothers that live in Colorado, thanks
Sir, I Need You To Cease And Desist. I Need Your Terminal... Now
Ever.
- Oh, is this a serious thing? - Yeah, pretty serious.
Now let's keep the laughter to a minimum. I know this is not to scale.
You've had two and a half hours. Where are we?
Fuck! Harry, this is illegal, man.
We got a fire in the fuel pod!
- We don't have time for 8,000! - A.J., take it back down.
Thank You, Jesus. Thank You, Lord.
11+ motivation talk be like…..
there'd be an overnight breakdown of basic social services worldwide.
Let her go. Let her go!
If news like this got out,
Good for you!
with some kind of a project involving NASA and perhaps a shuttle mission.
We're losin' him, we're losin' him. Clear! Kaboom!
Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks.
T minus three minutes and counting.
Did you steal a key to the Patent Office?
We're movin' the Hubble!
Does this look okay? It's not all bad. It's kinda tingly.
Couldn't read the plans right and did a piss-poor job of putting it together.
Yo, Dusto, you the man.
“What’s it like to teach primary school in May?”
Come on! Let's get ready to initiate thrusters! Let's go!
this is how we fix problem in the russian space station
- You got that? - Yeah, I do got it.
Get back to the shuttle! And lock that door!
-It may have a faint signal. -Houston? Houston do you copy?
- Retro. - Go flight.
I don't know what this is, but it looks like something's burnin' up there.
See, I promised my little girl that I'd be comin' home.
Okay.
I don't know why I thought of that. I just.
Was I talkin' to you?
They would've talked to us by now. We would've seen them.
- Wait for the edge. Don't hit it till we get there. - I'm waiting.
NORAD's tracking four small incoming over Europe.
Then let's turn this bomb off.
that you can hit that mark?
Radio contact terminated. We're out.
dog
- We got OMS pod prestart. - Pod prestart confirmed.
WHEN THE BOSS SAYS YOU CAN CLOCK OUT FINALLY...WE CAN GO HOME
Go, go, go, go! Come on. We got work to do.
They're gonna be suckin' your eyes into the back of your heads.
Dewormers are used all the time, doctor.
It's a meteor shower. That's what took out the shuttle.
We're only three astronauts left now.
Hey, you saw it yourself, right?
We go.
Frank's excitment
Roger, Houston. We have a visual on the Russian space station. Initiating retro burn.
That man's not a salesman.
A French satellite has tracked an object in space.
changed all that.
I'm with you.
We're not astronauts. We're oil drillers. We're not even supposed to be here.
- Independence is off the grid. - "Off the grid"?
Dan, we didn't see this thing coming?
I ain't drawin' against you, Harry.
I have asked you repeatedly to call me Dad.
Harry, you've gotta give me that hole.
Lemme have that phone. Gimme the phone. Truman! Look, this is what happens when you drill.