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Malloy, talk to me!
That is my family up there, so I don't wanna hear, "We hope so"!
Harry, get up here. We're takin' a hit.
Freedom, come in. This is CAPCOM Houston.
We spend $250 billion a year on defence.
Worst outcome possible, that’s all you have to say
- You all right, Max? - I-I don't, I-I don't...
Solar Winds Will Be Caught By These Mylar Sails
I can feel I'm having gravity.
Yes! About time.
Independence, we have booster ignition.
Captain America here blew the landing by 26 miles. How the hell do you know that?
- Booster. - Go flight.
Just find it, okay? I wanna know if the worst is over or if it's on its way.
Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter
And they let me use explosives!
- Harry, no! - I love you, pal.
I'm a third generation driller, doin' it all my life.
OMS pod prestart. O2 vents locked, pressure loaded.
My screen's full. They're all over the place.
God be with them.
You really don’t want to take advice From someone who got a F in macroeconomics
Steady. Take it back. That's what you'll have to do. Get 'em off backwards.
You know, you and me got a real problem.
I'm the guy who gets to do it saving the world.
What did Watts tell you, Bear? If she kicked you in the balls, you'd keep floating.
I still haven't got it all figured out.
Not a soul on Earth can hide from it.
- This is it. - This is the best that you could,
Hey! Get, get.
- Super spread? - Mostly super spread, Chia. - God, I hate knowing everything.
You're bullish, you're bearish. Make up your mind.
And what we're trying to do right now
- Do it again. - Go.
- Houston, we're comin' home. - We copy that, Freedom.
Whenever they said it couldn't be drilled, this guy drilled it.
Do you have a backup plan?
Come on.
Hey, man, let's draw, and let's see who's gonna stay up here and dance.
I love everything about my life.
Aah!
I'm so scared.
Yo Matt! You Da Man!
And by God, I am not gonna miss this one. I will make 800 feet.
and he strapped himself to an Acme rocket.
15 whole minutes?
The gazelle now faces man's most perilous question:
And now you get all shocked and shaken when I fall in love with one.
We have seen evidence of a wide variety of territorial aggression.
Ten feet.
- We're gonna have to warn... - Warn who? The entire South Pacific?
You told A.J.'s dad just before he died that you would take care of the boy.
Nothing really big. Just well, as an example...
I mean, you’re NASA for crying out loud!
Yeah. Reminds me of a guy I used to know.
I'm an idiot. I know what name's on the sign. I'm not.
I just made the call for you. Harry!
Damn glad to see ya, boy!
- How do you figure that? - 'Cause if it is, we're screwed.
and kill everything and everybody we know.
If you wanna replace a member of the crew, now is the time.
Harry, come on. Press that button.
but the other Armadillo has arrived.
I would really like an explanation. You just stay right here.
- Fires on your right, Sharp! - Reversing the thrusters!
I'm afraid I don't know Crazy Willie, sir. I'm dead serious about this.
To tell you the truth, I'm kind of encouraged. This guy Chick here...
- I know! - I knew this would work!
- It's the size of Texas, Mr. President. - Ye... Yes, sir.
Then whose call is it?
Oh, my God.
Either we all stay and die, or you guys draw straws.
This Pottery Barn, can you hear me?
She'll turn 800 turbo horses in nearzero gravity.
Max, Rockhound, get back to the shuttle, doubletime!
We've only got a few minutes left of guaranteed ability to remote detonate that nuke.
Peace with god
Do you read me? Freedom, we are going down!
I want to go shopping!! Me too! But this a PANDEMIC!
That's a natural thing.
Two of these guys have done serious time.
This is one order you shouldn't follow, and you fucking know it!
Well, being in business for yourself has its advantages.
God! Aah!
I was playing with titanium depth gauges when I should've been playing with dolls.
Your backup plan. You gotta have some kind of backup plan, right?
It's not all bad. It's kinda tingly.
Astronauts.
Shuttle flight capability not yet known.
Why are you listenin' to someone that's 100,000 miles away?
Oh gee bud I just came here to drill
Sounds good. Give me ten seconds.
- I'll tell him, Oscar. I got it. - Okay.
Softest parts of the rock as we can figure.
Flight, Independence does not have A.J. They're gonna close the door without him.
- What's wrong? - Fix it now!
I can't pull back now. The bit'll get lodged. We don't have enough time!
The president's advisors are wrong. I'm right.
Lol Haha
- How ya doin', Oscar? - Great.
Fifteen thousand.
a species has the technology
Aah! A.J., hang on!
I still remember the first, middle and last name...
Houston, drilling has recommenced.
Stewart, play that tape back!
I'll look in on you from time to time, okay, honey?
- Hold on! - Aah!
Charles Chapel, game's over.
Hey, guys, remember: We're heroes now.
This is CAPCOM Houston. Come in, Freedom.
and they let me use explosives, okay?
We're spinning the seed
about you askin' me for help.
That means that somebody's gonna have to stay behind.
Pull that pipe out! Harry, I'm almost through!
Uh, Bear would like to stay at the...
We're Suing', We're Not'. We're Suing', We're Not'. Make Up Your Minds.
We gotta get that radio back up.
We have 18 days before it hits Earth.
YO CINDY YOU THE MAN
When Kent’s getting ready for pineville
Yes, we saw that too, sir.
A.J., you're at 600 feet. Your pipe is long. Let's back the RPMs down to 8,000.
Freedom, you fire that engine. If there's not a way, you find a way. The clock's tickin'.
Let's say 50/50 No. More like, uh
No!
Bounds Performance
Sorry, Harry.
I have never, never missed a depth that I have aimed for.
Have you seen Grace?
"I Will Make 800 Feet. I Swear To God, I Will
And, in a situation like this,
To Cure Virus: PULL LEVER !!!
I don't under understand.
Welcome home, astronauts.
Gracie, I want you to know that A.J. saved us. He did.
I had a great spot picked out there.
I was doin' that guy from that movie, you know,
I know all about classified. But one more thing.
You got it.
Here. Why don't you go buy yourself a neck?
Nobody's gonna draw straws.
Bring me all the way up here just to blow me and my friends up? Is that it?
- We lost Lev. - A.J.!
At Google we don't take chances We double up on everything!
she's gonna find out one way or the other.