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you can do whatever comes into that little A.J. idiotin' mind of yours you want.
that’s all you gotta say.. …best feeling imaginable
I need somebody who's had a little less caffeine this morning. Doc, translate.
Fuel pod is down there.
I'm gonna need two more minutes. I got a bent pipe jammed in the hole.
Walt, get 'em going. Let's go!
Where's the rest of the team?
No, no, Dad, no.
Good work, if you can get it.
Your boyfriend's back.
We have main engine start.
Me trying to fix my code
And we've lost radio contact, maybe for good.
Slim Pickens, where he rides it all the way in the nuclear warhead.
The president's classified this information top secret.
Looks like I'm gonna have to break that promise.
- Lev, do you see anything? - No.
- We need to do it now. - Fine.
Have you even seen Star Wars?
For 30 years, they questioned the need for Kev’s media groups. Today, we’re gonna give’em the answer.
Get the book! Get the book! Get the book!
Yo Matt, You Da Man! Yo Matt, You Da Man!
So how do we detonate it?
Bounds Performance The Richard Petty of boat racing
No!
Bullshit!
Hey! Hey, that was close!
Freedom, this is flight deck.
- Give me a depth reading, Max. - We're 150 feet, Harry.
What's wrong?
We're getting sketchy information that the mission
- Where you goin'? - Come on. We're stayin', we're goin'.
I think we're close enough. He might've heard ya.
Me, too, but we ain't goin' nowhere 'cause this is a traffic jam.
Shut up. Just shut up! Shut your mouth!
Yeah, it's all wrong, man. We shouldn't even be here.
Attention all personnel. We are T minus two hours to the programme goal.
- Bump the signal. Bumping. - Houston. Houston.
If I do this, I'm gonna wanna take my own men.
Okay, so the worst outcome imaginable. Thanks.
- Ready, and now. - Do a good job. Do a good job.
Show you how we do things where I come from.
- Oh, son of a... - The computer's wrong, and you know that.
Now this rock is big, dense. It's got some gravity. You can walk around,
- She's coming back. She's coming back. - We're hot!
Get off... the nuclear... warhead.
This could very well be our final hour.
We can only have 10 people at our Retreat Who's gonna stay home?
Some of these guys are pretty big drinkers.
Since Mom split. Why don't you take your pick?
Chick wants a full week's Emperor's Package at Caesar's Palace.
Whoa, Whoa, Harry. It's Gettin' Real.
- So how deep are we? - Not as deep as we'll be
So, uh, let's go. We-We got about ten minutes, right?
If you're trying to make me feel better about this scenario, give it up.
Once we land, we'll have eight hours to get the job done.
she'll just smile at you and keep on coming.
Do a good job. Do a good job.
Give you 2 guesses Only need one
Do a good job , do a good job
And yet, for the first time
So that incident with me and the gun on the asteroid,
You have not told them yet!
This is turnin' into a surrealistic nightmare here.
Uh, Oscar here's got some outstanding parking tickets.
Is this good or bad?
At FMI, we don't take chances with meetings. We double up on everything!
Houston, we overshot our landing field. We overshot our landing field.
I got somethin' comin' up. It's somethin' kinda big.
I mean, is it something like that, or is it that?
but use your thrusters so you can work easier.
Max, I need some more power down here!
We win Grumpies
Down here! In the valley!
Hello.
Max, Rockhound!
I'll be damned if I worked all these years so my little girl can marry a roughneck.
this is how we fix problem in russian space station
It's enormous.
Yeah right
White House! White House!
Multiple tracks headed toward the Atlantic seaboard!
All right. All right.
Thumbs high.
We have 18 minutes to zero barrier. We got some bad news.
Houston, we're outta here in T minus three minutes.
A.J., back it off. You're gonna blow the transmission.
In addition to flying one of the X71 teams to that rock,
I never told anybody this before but I hate flyin',
Sounds like we twisted a shank. Back it out of there, Max. Good. Good. Hold her there.
My favourite dish is haggis. Heart, lungs, liver.
Morning, guys. It's time to suit up, I guess.
On the mark. Five. Four.
Goddamn it, if you're ever gonna trust me, ever,
WHEN THE BOSS SAYS YOU CAN CLOCK OUT YEAH! FINALLY...WE CAN GO HOME
Mr. Chapel, you're next!
- All engines are go. - Keep a sharp eye out on both of 'em.
. .
Steady. Steady. Good job. All right. All right.
Is this good or bad?
- Aah! Oh, Jesus, I'm cooking! - Max, get outta there!
I’ll give you 2 guesses But you’re only gonna need 1
So how deep are we?
Okay, so tall Curtis Samuel. Thanks.
All of you praying with us need to know
Punch it through. First gear. We got contact.
- Max. - Hey, Mama.
Such as?
That is a big, shiny mount, isn't it?
Yeah, basically.
It's down there.
You go take care of my little girl now. That's your job.
. .
Could've been a dead body. Somebody shot, stabbed, and it's friday, payday.
and $8 million of your own money on the contract,
MAURICE, get out of here. It's gettin' bad down here.
Let's go, Independence.
Now if the bomb explodes after zero barrier,
I assume you sent for me because somebody told you I was the best.
Yes, Mr. President, I understand that completely, but my point is very, very simple.
Lev, the right engine Okay.
And you'll land right here. That's it.
With the proximity of the asteroid and no prep time,
And the ones this morning?
Thank God we have you, Freedom. Freedom, this is Houston. Go ahead.
So it's minus hundred!
Aah!
I know Rohams economic advisor We were at Devry together
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Come in, Freedom. This is CAPCOM Houston. Freedom, come in.
Jared, if fitness instructor doesn't work out...
You're NASC for crying out loud! You built the Process
Stuff like that.
You know, Ronnie, I really look up to you..
Do you believe that just happened?
Everybody all right? We struck oil, baby!
Okay, Air Force Colonel Davis, NASA pilot Tucker...
All right. Doin' a good job.
So sweet, Maxie.
...
I got somethin' comin' up. It's somethin' kinda big.
Come on. Let's keep it up. Let's go. We're the younger team here.
Well, actually, this is as real as it gets.
So a normal day
#Frank
Okay, so that’s what I’ve been doing
Stamper, let's look at the couplings, back on the shuttle.
Listen, Pete, we got an eye on your meds here. I'll give you a buffalo nickel
I mean, I learned about the birds and the bees from Freddie Noonan's tattoos.
- God! - Let's just ask God to take care of our friends.
- That's sweet, Karl. - SDI, this is flight director!
"This Might Be The Most Uncomfortable Room I've Ever Been In In My Life."
- We have booster ignition. - We're going.
Bounds Performance
Well, I'm gonna draw against you, Chick, so you better just go ahead and do it.
Zero barrier's about to be breached. One minute.
on this thing and I'm trying to get us there.
- What do you want? - Unpack the Judge.
None of them want to pay buyers premium again.
you did a piss-poor job of putting it together.
Until we get definitive, reliable confirmation, General,
I want to go shopping! Me too! But we in traffic jaaam!
Who do you think you are? Han Solo.
- You still don't think this'll work, do you? - What I think is irrelevant.
Yep, you are on your way, A.J.
And when do we start training for that...?
Thanks. I went into the engineering programme. Kinda had to.
Westbrook is the biggest mistake In the history of NASA
I want to go shopping!! Me too! But this a PANDEMIC!
Total, sir.
It's not over till we get the bomb down that hole.
Oh, gee, lady, I just came here to drill. So did I