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I just found out something interesting. Number two chewed 180 feet last night.
Okay, boys, give it a rest. I'll take it from here.
Rockhound!
The rest'll freeze to death from nuclear winter.
We're Suing', We're Not'. Make Up Your Minds.
I can feel I'm having gravity.
Oh! Harry! Pull me in!
- After that it's radio darkness. - For how long?
36,000 total fans?
This is Russian space station. Can you hear me?
All right, then.
H H
Lock it down, Chick.
Freedom crew. Independence crew.
Hey, Harry, did you see that?
This is the anomaly at 1643.
Get Off... The Nuclear... Warhead!
- Mechanical, get online. PPO, gimme a setup. - Your boyfriend's back.
Watsler, are you listening? It's Truman.
You said we did a bad job of putting it together?
Oh, God, please tell me we still got one of 'em.
I'm throttling up to another 1,000.
Go get my goddamn phone book!
Harry...
We've all seen broken drill heads before. Not after ten feet.
I want you to take care of A.J.
I don't think this thing likes us.
UNPACK THE JUDGE
I Don't UnderUnderstand
Go get my goddamn email!
. .
Ow! Jesus! Hey! Wait. Uh, shh, shh.
and here is the anomaly at 1700.
that drilling for oil is an evil thing.
- RPMs are at red line. - Bear, goddamn it, I know what I'm doing.
BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS
TopShot is wrong NFL All Day is right
The United States government just asked us to save the world.
Pappa Bear
I've been seein' A.J. for more than five months, Harry.
It's not a choice. It's a lack of options.
That’s all you got to say, normal day
Finally... We can go home!
Components, American components, Russian components. All made in Taiwan!
I'm getting us outta here. Get in.
Sharp, get out of here now. You got less than three minutes.
What the hack there's skunks in here
- It better be. Go. - Red or blue?
So you're saying you'll help us? Yes, sir.
Look out!
We cannot use your "U.S. Air Force Personnel Only" drill time card.
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We've had them training for eight months solid now.
Bring it to the left!
I give you 50 000 a year in donations.
That's all you gotta say: scariest environment imaginable.
This button I don't know what that does, okay?
most sophisticated space vehicle man has ever made.
- Really heavy, man! - This isn't normal.
Hello! Anyone!
Got it, the most racist person imaginable. Thanks. That’s all you had to say - most racist person imaginable.
"You stick that in me I'm gonna stab you in the heart with it."
- You're gonna blow the tranny. Slow it down, baby. - Take it easy, Bear.
and that's precisely when the asteroid passes by the moon.
She's old enough to drink or get married if she wants to, get a divorce.
Okay, listen to me carefully. I want you to kill it. Kill the uplink.
You're definitely the first.
Rioting, mass religious hysteria, total chaos, you can imagine.
I'm marrying you.
Piece of cake. Look, you wanna compare brain pans?
Open that door, and we'll all die! Fuel leak!
Who's OJ Simpson
We have just learned that NASA is on a fullscale military alert.
Get your men back to the shuttle! Go!
They locked it down. Tracking men to the shuttle.
That’s six words
- I'm givin' it more torque right now. - All right, lookin' good, Bear.
Secondary protocol.
No, we don't have a backup plan.
Come on. Get some altitude. Let's go, let's go.
- Max, you good? - Yeah. Just makin' hole.
5 words I wanna hear from you right now
Hey, I'm Harry Stamper. What's all this about?
You and your men are the biggest mistake in the history of NASA.
I'm ready to fire my thrusters any time.
Hey.
Three.
We lost 'em. Get 'em back. Gruber, we need that hookup.
SUCK IT UP
So 50% of all your brothers that live in Colorado?
It's very important you watch the fuel gauge, okay? Put on cold suit.
I mean that.
We don't know if he's alive. We don't know if he can fly. All I know is, there's a beep...
We have soft dock.
I'm telling you, please, move! This is how we fix problem...
every step up the ladder of science,
Harry! Harry!
This is a pretty big loan. Why don't you count the cash?
- I'm gonna drill some more. - We're takin' her up.
I know Rohams economic advisor
Me and you, man! We're going to the top, baby!
Bear, Lev.
of the bravest man I've ever met.
- I want a divorce. - Dottie, I'm on to something big here.
You are so messing with national security right now, man.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Harry! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I never thought I'd be so happy to see your ugly face.
Make sure it's shortthrow shifters.
And everything good that I have inside of me, I have from you.
- A.J.'s gone! - We're not leavin' without A.J.!
- Let's go! We don't have time! - Hurry, hurry. We got no time!
He's gonna shoot you. Nah, no, he's not.
We're hit!
.
Colonel, I'm askin' you. Just one more minute!
there's not a job on the planet I want you to work with me on.
Shuttle's out of range. Still no detonation.
You're Google for crying out loud! You built the internet!
and you got your own oil company
- Sir, stay right here. - Wh...
- My crew was doing the right thing. - Your crew?
You really don’t wanna take advice from someone who got a C-minus in astrophysics
you'll be moving at 22,500 miles per hour.
Yes. You'll listen to him. Right.
Pork Rind This! Yeah!
- Mostly iron, Rockhound. - God, I hate knowing everything.
game's over.
I'll tell you one thing that really drives me nuts is people who think Jethro Tull is just a person in the band.
Got it, most racist person imaginable. Thanks. That’s all you had to say. Most racist person imaginable.
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Harry, wait a second. Did you say Grace? Okay, I thought you said Bear.
You the man.
I know the president's chief scientific advisor. We were at MIT together.
was an Air Force commando for six years.
Sedatives are used all the time, Doctor.
Yeah, it's all wrong, man. We shouldn't even be up here
- I gotta go now, honey. - Daddy, no.
Get the hell down! This thing is gonna blow.
- Stand by for lunar roll. - High inclination. Lunar orbit.
We need that radio.
After you’ve finished your road runner thrust move
Hang tight! Hang tight!
Three dozen research calls and every time, the same man is recommended: Kobi mikeoxbig
Through all the chaos that is our history,
- How you doing up there, Hoss? - Pretty good.
Independence, we have a max cue.
She's a vicious lifesuckin' bitch from which there *is* an escape.
in the history of the planet,
What are you doing here?
that finds, uh, New York or Washington, you know?
We got separate landing sites for each team.
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- You know, this really smarts! - Pull lever!
- Okay. Are we free of static? - Oh, do a good job. Do a good job.
All right. Well, you heard the man. Let's wheel out the remote satellite link.
Maurice, get out of here.It's gettin' bad down here.
the bible calls this day “armageddon”
Hey, what's goin' on up there?
Just a second. The fuel line is iced up.
He's bouncing up there because there's less gravity up there than on Earth.
We've got General Kimsey on the line.
Good luck in Florida tomorrow.
Bring Max down. Watch yourself through here, Max.
Damn glad to see ya, lady!
Well, we all gotta die, right?
of every guy that qualified for the astronaut programme first year I was here.
This is the lever!
Well, ll mean, you know, I screwed up. I'm a little edgy.
Maybe more. It could be 2... It could be 98 percent scared, 2 percent excited.
I just don't trust anybody else to do it, that's all.
Thank You. Thank You, thank You, thank You, thank You.
do you think it's possible that anyone else in the world...
This is so much fun, it's freaky.