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This guy's got a gun, man. He's shooting at me.
Press The Button Stamper!
- I need that radio. Gruber, give me everything you got now! - Roger that.
One minute.
I just
I suffered a major head injury when I was in high school.
You really don’t wanna take advice from someone who got a C-minus in astrophysics
the-the possibility that-that a meteor or an asteroid
Would you go inside?
Does that mean that there's a job that Mr. All-Go-No-Quit-Big-Nuts Harry Stamper can't handle by himself and needs my expert advice?
Guess what, guys? It's time to embrace the horror.
I can handle that, but I don't know if I can handle this room.
THE OTHER ARMADILLO HAS ARRIVED
Nothin'.
every adventurous reach into space,
Paul, this is Houston, fire your rockets!
Would you do somethin' for me? Would you just give him this?
White House. White House.
- Sir, FBI. - So cute. No, thanks.
her composition, her dimensions,
Well, you tell the president that he better fire his so-called advisors.
Rockhound, you come on down here and take some readings down in the flat spot.
- What does that mean? - It means we got a busted ship.
the clock on that ninefoot nuclear weapon is ticking.
Goodbye, Max.
That's why you are gonna dismantle this bomb.
Bet your ass you are.
A B
No. You know what, A.J.? I'm not pissed. You've seen me pissed.
Wow. Got a great view of the Earth from here.
- Oscar. - That's a natural thing.
Give us the time, Sharp. Shut this bomb down now!
through all of our times, there is one thing that has
He got big.
We're in, guys. All right. Welcome back, team.
Beam me up, Scotty.
It would normally take 18 months to psychologically prepare,
Get down there and crack these pipes over here!
What's up, Harry? Did NASA find oil on Uranus, man?
Damn Glad to see you!
Harry, just sit back, relax. I'm gonna put on a free Armadillo driving clinic.
He used to make the tip of the bomb, the thing
Chick, get down now!
Welcome home
Damn glad to see ya, boy! That’s ten paragraphs.
let's keep that under wraps, all right?
I shut it down for a reason, you jackass! The relief valve's...
Here's what we're gonna do.
The orders are to remote detonate in 30 seconds.
Ok, great. Thanks
I'm sorry, A.J. I was way off the odds.
you could fire every nuke you've got on her,
Oh, my God!
Well, Mr. Stamper, what do you think?
Get of the nuclear warhead!
It happened before.
wait for this big rock to crash into it
Always.
Watch, as he stalks his prey.
once in your life, trust me now!
I Mean, You're NATO For Cryin' Out Loud.
- She's a babe. - Harry, she is fully hot. She is...
Come in, Independence.
I'm emotionally closed off.
Looking good on radar. Five feet.
No, take me down!
They're reactivating the bomb. Comin' back online, sir.
Most of us don't have cars that old.
Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling!
J. Otis Curlene "Bear".
I've got the president on Air Force One demanding answers.
when I told you that I didn't want to be like you.
You close your fist around the same firecracker and set it off
My response to a booster shot.
Most epic line in a movie Eva
What's your depth? 775. 780.
I guarantee you, if you do this, you kill us all.
What are you doing with a gun in walgreens?
This is Dr. Ronald Quincy from Research.
Hey, Noonan, you need ten grand?
I'm a fool. That was idiotic. I mean, that was stupid.
Houston, this is Freedom. We have landed safely. We are...
Gotta lay off those pork rinds, Bear!
It will happen again.
We’re never kicking another field goal again
Anything could happen. Let's see. Could've been a terrorist bomb.
Oh, don't leave, baby. No, no, no. See, I'm goin' into space, and I'm not comin' back.
Imagine a firecracker in the palm of your hand.
All right, stop! All right!
Who's he?
built by the lowest bidder.
You Allison You Da Man
SRB sep.
This one's used on horses.
Dude, somebody probably didn't get their paycheck. Yes?
Anybody wanna say no? Twenty years.
I've been drillin' holes in the earth for 30 years.
- Oh, boy. - This is great.
We got no time!!
Oh, Jesus.
All right, Harry.
no nukes
Colonel.
We've got two and a half minutes to drop it and get off this rock.
You're fired.
Jason Rumsey
Do we have any intelligent questions before we get started?
- That's my Godzilla. Come on, now. - Yo, fool!
And I'm telling you it's not my call! Well, guess what.
You remember old Frank Marx who worked with one hand all them years?
I'm flipping the backup generator.
Okay. Say, "I promise."
Well, what is this?
- Why? - Well, 'cause it's sweet, which to me suggests cookie.
Sir, our best estimate is 97.6 billion.
All right, let's get the tools unpacked and fire up the Armadillo.
and then he had to show me how to use 'em, Harry.
Independence, try to maintain your present heading. You've got a target LZ.
Working at a remote satellite link at this moment. Transmission change.
and your bad cholesterol is shockingly bad.
We're down!
And where'd this come from? Who are you talkin' to? Is that Truman?
You Renee You Da Man!
- Bear, where are you? - A.J.? A.J.?
Sharp, get out of here. It's gettin' bad down here.
- We've lost communication. - Oh, God.
Harry, it's gonna blow!
- Well, pretty much, yeah. - Well, gee whiz.
I will make 800 feet. I swear to God, I will.
Okay, Cyclops lady is startin' to bug me.
How long you been married? For two weeks.
Full thrust.
Opening that dating app for the thousandth time
Don't. You could set it off.
How's the rest of the crew? Well, uh.
We're T minus 20 seconds.
Whoa!
IS THIS GOOD OR BAD?
that these eight Boy Scouts right here,
Yeah, It's All Wrong, Man
You know I shut down number two last night, right?
It's gonna make you queasy, so prepare yourself.
Blow the bomb, Harry. We're with you.
that you have the right to tell me what to do any more, Harry.
You can't do this to me! It's my job!
- Now. - Oh, you didn't see that one, huh?
Way wrong answer!
And I love you.
Colin after doing this for 2 weeks Costa Rica?
We win, Pokerbois!
That's like shooting a BB-gun at a freight train, Doc.
For 30 years, they questioned the need for NASA.
Well, it's coming right now.
This will be similar to the asteroid, so watch it.
NASA's got some of the finest pilots in the world.
You really don’t wanna take the advice Of someone who got a C- in Macroeconimics
Freedom, stats are good.
Meet your maker, asteroid!
Repeat: We're getting leaks from several NASA officials,
coming up behind the asteroid.
That allows us to track about three percent of the sky.
How many men were you plannin' on takin' up there?
My choice and not yours.
- Because I'm a genius. - The gauges will not read.
The timer, the remote, the whole thing's dead.
Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy?
Don't be kickin' Little Richard. What the hell your problem?
Max would like you to bring back 8-track tapes.
I know what it feels like to have your hormones pullin' you in just
- Harry, do you copy? - Something's wrong.