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CAPCOM MVP GO FLIGHT
Complain all you want, you son of a bitch.
If you detonate that nuke on the surface, we waste a perfectly good bomb,
I want a divorce
Come on! This way is our only chance!
- Throw the jet thrusters off exactly when we jump. - Okay.
Radio signal's gonna be cut in half till we get main power back.
792. 795!
Okay, I want three groups! One: internal malfunction.
Bear! Yes?
It's down here, huh? Great.
anything you sketched on a pizza box or cocktail napkin.
Get the book! Get the book! Get the book!
for a thousand years.
you really don't wanna take the advice from a man who got a C- in astrophysics.
I'm telling ya. I'll get the CIA and the FBI.
One toxicology analysis revealed Catamen.
Eighteen seconds to radio interrupt. Booster sequence confirmed.
Get ahold of Truman.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We got a man in there!
What... What road? Do you see any roads around here?
She's better than that.
Both shuttles will take off Tuesday at 6:30 p.m.
Max, get your helmet on! Max, she's gonna blow!
PLTs, perform your APU prestart.
Oh, gee, lady, I just came here to drill.
that Mr. All-Go-No-Quit-Big-Nuts Harry Stamper...
Press it!
Let's get that bomb ready and go home.
And begging your pardon, sir, it's a bigass sky.
All right. Flight directors on with the go/nogo for launch.
The president's advisors feel that the drilling isn't working.
I tell you, I'd be on that shuttle with you, Harry, if I could.
I lost two of my friends, we're 25 miles from Harry's shuttle.
I can fell I'm having Gravity
Harry, listen to me! We can talk this over!
Big time! I ain't gonna be ridin' this bike for the rest of my life.
Sure, I think we can take care of some of that.
Miss Stamper.
Uh, Noonan's got two women friends...
You feel that?
Goddamn! We got debris!
You know, we're sittin' on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon...
We copy, Russian space station. This is Houston.
You'll be workin' security at Toys 'R' Us.
on those 14 brave souls
I will make 800 Feet I swear to god I will
Bounds Performance The Richard Petty of boat racing
- Harry... - You take care of yourself.
Gentlemen, I'll give you 30 seconds to put your helmets on.
That's true.
Can they physically survive the trip? That's all I need to know here, okay?
OH NO!
That's exactly what I'm saying. How?
Ho!
Come on, now. This is not Hey Hey, come here.
- You knew? - No, I had no idea.
Well, that's because your cams are all wrong, Mr. Wizard.
Okay, So the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks, that’s all you had to say.
So, 50% of all your brothers that live in Colorado, you like me the best? Thanks!
You know, A.J., I really look up to you.
"Goddamn! We Got Debris!"
It might just be a piece of the shuttle breaking up as it comes in.
We have a special team of astronauts that arrived in Florida this evening.
What happened?
So is that good or bad?
Wow this is a GD greek tragedy
- We haven't even drilled the hole yet! - We'll drop it in the hole.
As vezes só penso isso em algumas situações que vejo
Somethin' like that, yeah.
And here we are. The fate of the planet is in the hands...
- What's the problem? - I don't know.
5 words I wanna hear from you right now
This is the lever!
- Uh, Max. - You got a weight limit on the shuttle?
It's all wrong man!
We got 700 feet of hole to dig, Rockhound.
Guys, this is like deep blue hero stuff.
It'll flash boil millions of gallons of seawater and slam into the ocean bedrock.
I am not gas station. This is sophisticated laboratory. I'm in charge.
Yes, that's right.
It takes two people to fly this thing.
First team that hits 800 feet wins.
which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds.
Gary Head this Sunday.
okay, so it's all been political thanks, all you had to say
But you're only gonna need one.
I have been winning football games for 30 years
will command the shuttle Independence.
God I hate knowing everything
I mean, off. Out of here. For at least ten hours. Then we'll go to Kennedy.
- We have go for Independence. - Three. Two. One.
Gracie?
What’s the deal? Is it just me or is Tulsi really hot?
I need you to get on that chopper right now, no questions asked.
is being called into service.
Little Richard!
Yeah! Finally! We can go home!
Now, if it's a Pacific Ocean impact which we think it will be
slingshotting you around the moon,
Right there. We've actually...
All right, this what we trained for Yoopers, now suck it up!
He used to work for a big bomb factory.
Let's stay focused. We need to map the trajectory now.
Come on, Watts, Sharp, somebody.
provided by the mountainous peaks above.
The Whitesox are a dead stick They’re not gonna make it
Okay, Mr. Truman, let's say that we actually do land on this.
Well, I'm turning over a new leaf. I'm trying to learn from the man.
We're staying we're goin' Make up your minds.
What's goin' on here? What's goin' on?
Orientation
I don't know if we can take any more apologies, Mr. Truman.
Go ahead, Freedom.
knowledge,
can't handle by himself and needs my expert advice?
- Harry, it's burnin' up! - We're goin' back for the other team!
The drilling unit's a prototype we've been building for the Mars project.
Good luck and God bless.
Oh, we at war!
All right, men, this is what we trained for. Now just suck it up!
What the hell's goin' on up there? Why haven't you guys left yet?
If they're not back by the time we finish, we leave without 'em.
Steam Shovel Lever
- Listen... - Shut up!
I address you tonight,
It's coming in at 30,000 miles an hour!
But you think this is looking good, or what?
and Volkswagens, things like that.
What do you think they're so mad about, Chick?
We're dumping auxiliary boosters.
Let's Go Phillies!!!
I came...
- CAPCOM Freedom. - Go flight.
I told you! Am I lucky, or am I just a genius?
Independence has flatlined.
But you know what? If it works, the two of you gonna be heroes, just like me.
Listen, Karl, this is top secret. Sir, I'm retired Navy.
FOD radar on.
not as the President of the United States,
Not to mention the fact that I don't think you wanna kill the best man on your crew...
Help! Oh, no!
- Whoa, whoa, Harry. It's gettin' real. - Harry! Come on, Harry!
Those guys get off this rig, they scatter.
I know Rohams economic advisor We were at Devry together
Let me get a pencil and a piece of paper.
Oh, shit!
so I can go back to my home country like the man who didn't volunteer.
and I'm very impressed with your work.
Sir, I Need You To Cease And Desist. I Need Your Terminal... Now
Houston, affirmative.
Thank you.
He's shootin' at me. You see Harry comin', crack him with that wrench.
Maybe you shouldn't be here. I don't have anywhere else to go.
Yeah.
- Houston, do you read? This is Freedom. - Check your thrusters.
Dump the hoses now! We're going!
That's as clear as it's gonna get.
Which means that you landed us on a goddamn iron plate.