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That's it. That's it, baby. That's it. Is this gonna work?
The death of 50,000 people in Shanghai yesterday has rattled...
- Yeah. - Your crew just blew the transmission, A.J.!
Now the guy living there hasn't smoked Any dope the last 4 day's
Who's been operating this thing?
Mr. Truman, I don't keep any secrets from my daughter, Grace.
You know, I think this might be the most uncomfortable room I've ever been in in my life.
- I don't know. - Lev, you know what, just lie to me.
Supreme Court sucks up here.
Chewie? Have you even seen Star Wars?
What happened?
Get A.J. up here! Come on!
Patient specifications, practice specifications ALL MADE in tawain!!!!
You in quarantine person on left Me in quarantine person on right
Now, the cosmonaut on board has been on that tin can for 18 months, alone.
So if we don't get this job done, then everybody's gone.
It's all wrong we shouldn't even be here
I've lost main thrusters. Get 'em back up!
you really don't wanna take the advice from a man who got a C- in astrophysics.
Well, I can't live with that sort of thing.
What is it?
So why don't we just get on with it?
Rohams advisers are wrong And I’m right
- What? - What's that?
And I have never, never missed an inflation target that I have aimed for...
Initiating first phase of docking procedure.
Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Air Force, ma'am.
A.J., I got just five words for ya.
No way!
Let's get it unpacked.
it's all wrong man!! what are we even doing here?
"All Right. Just Wanted To Feel The Power Between My Legs, Brother."
United States astronauts train for years.
Houston, we've got no fire.
- O2 vents locked, pressure loaded. - Engine board is green.
This is too fast!
I'll tell you one thing that really drives me nuts people who Think Jethro Tull Is Just A Person In The Band.
Get those names of those guys from NASA.
Call NASA! They'll confirm it! We're astronauts! Get over there. Yeah, yeah.
He's a genius of my family.
Harry, I know what I'm doin'. You just gotta trust me.
Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?
When I’m getting ready for pineville And you ask me what we’re bringing
Reports are coming in.
Well, it's about time. I haven't thrown up in about an hour.
Okay, team, let's take 'em in. Okay, Quincy, how much tail debris do we have?
- Good odds, you know? - Come on, Lev.
Got your note.
Sharp, heads up!
And then we're gonna put them on, and we gonna go down nice and slow.
Don't you worry about it.
Gay porn
- Colonel! - Twenty minutes. Puts drilling final at ten hours.
Leak! Leak!
And I have never, never missed a depth that I have aimed for.
You're the first civilians to ever see her.
- Harry! - What's wrong with you?
You, uh... You might recognize the rig.
Harry!
Make your peace with God, A.J.!
Wow.
Murder hornets?
I guess we do it the president's way.
I'll order an evac. You can remote detonate.
Guys, I'll know you guys think I'm crazy right now,
Come in, Freedom. Freedom, come in. This is CAPCOM Houston.
Chick, get him paid, get him off the rig!
There're a couple big fissures. To the left!
Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House...
Higher orbit, more powerful transmitter.
- We hit a gas pocket! - We got pressure out the ass!
I mean, I can handle what I'm, you know, gonna do.
Look. We got frontrow tickets to the end of the Earth.
I'm givin' you this at 60 percent. I hope you know what you're doin',
- A.J.! - Goddamn it, I'm finished!
off a Russian military satellite, reestablish contact that way.
Cedric benson’s last ride
Look, I was raised on roughnecks by you.
- Anyone hurt? - Where's...?
Here's Harry givin' me a hard time.
You've been ridin' all morning. You gotta take a dump?
Hey, Harry. You miss me?
Okay, let's connect these fuel lines.
No way I will let you volunteer for this
Okay, you wanna be all psychological with me, that's fine.
Come and get Papa Bear!
This one looks like you... with breasts.
Let's draw
Drive on down, A.J.!
We could use your help with the transmission, Colonel.
Grace is old enough to vote, Harry.
Sources are estimating that the tidal wave was five...
travelling at 1,000 miles an hour covering California and washing up in Denver.
The Needle and the Damage Done
- FIDO. - Go flight.
Okay, gentlemen, we're gonna trick 'em up. My computer will simulate...
- Good luck, Freedom. - Oh, my God, this is it.
Watts, you gotta get that shuttle started. You gotta fire it up now!
- Harry, are you listenin' to this? - Yeah, I'm listenin', Bear.
- I have fire. - Watts, I'm comin' back. Stand by.
Yo Trump you the man
Ah, si. I'm a mission specialist.
Very cold. Hold breath, or lung freezes!
What are you doing? Harry, stop! Cut it out.
that there could be a very serious problem.
Have you even seen Star Wars?
Bounds Performance
Some of these guys are pretty fast.
- Have mercy. - Rise and shine!
- Turn it around. - Friggin' outer space.
You won't bounce like Neil Armstrong. Yeah, think so?
No, Daddy!
on direct orders from the president of the United States.
some rushing home to be with their families,
Grace, you can't quit now!
- It may have a faint signal. - Houston? Houston, do you copy?
- What's your contingency plan? - Contingency plan?
He's worked on every terrain this planet can offer.
Freedom, this is Houston. Main engine cut out on schedule. Out.
All right? Now, Big Ross, get on the telephone. Wake up 11,000 people.
It must be a comfort to know that if the space programme goes under,
Well you know me... Beam me up scotty
- Go ahead, Atlantis. - Roger that, Houston.
I'll stay and take care of it.
Well, this is the team that has to do the job up there.
I never quit yet.
An order to detonate can only come from the president.
Yo, Rome, You The Man.
And I think you need to trust me on this because I know something about it.
He owns a horse ranch outside of El Paso.
Yeah, she's over in the hangar with A.J.
The Pentagon is getting involved at this point
Brian Fisher
We turn the thrusters off,
Oh! We're going! It's gonna blow!
Yo, Harry!
I-I sh... I shouldn't have dragged you around on all those oil rigs.
We're gonna get hit.
Is it over?
I'll see you in a couple days, honey.
All right, gentlemen. We're gonna dock in a minute.
Ow.
- I'm stepping outside. - You're... You're going outside?
Well, this was a real good idea.
All right. Just-Just wanted to feel the power between my legs, brother.
Listen, that NASA computer is just playin' it safe.
Your triglycerides are way high,
He could go south.
You know what I'm sayin'? I'm gettin' a motorcycle, baby.
should be deflected enough to pass right by us.
- Are you all right? - I'm so glad to see you, man.
!
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We got some rocks! Go left! Go left!
I think one's about to hit near Paris.
What's an X71?
Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling!
Pork rinds this! Yeah!
42 seconds. But I can't do it alone, Colonel. I need your help.